From "Homeless Filly" to "Ridiculous Clop" · 4:41pm Oct 12th, 2013
A little over two months ago I posted this list of story ideas. One, Burning Orchestral Domination, has already become a reality. But today I present you another one:
Everything's lost. The changelings have overrun the castle and ponykind is moments away from defeat, as the black creatures mercilessly plow through the brave ponies defending Equestria’s citizens with their lives—in vain.
And what are Princess Luna and Princess Celestia, the two most revered ponies who ruled Equestria for several thousands of years, doing? That's right: each other.
Triggers: F/F, F/F/F, Futa, Futa-Futa, Fun²
Edited by Abcron.
Also thanks to these guys for their early help:
- Kaidan
- the parasprite
So, you remember my latest story, Emmy, right? That one is a Sad/SoL about a homeless filly. Well... this story here is nothing like that.
Ridiculous clop. Like, hyper futa, double-dicks, and loads of cum. All combined with my shameless attempts to force humor. You see, I don't read a lot of clopfics. In fact, I think I've edited more than I've read. They just aren't appealing for me. I usually read it for ridiculous, over-the-top humor, and I tried to achieve something similar here. Hope I succeeded.
I know it may seem weird that something like this comes from the same person who writes, apparently, heartwarming stuff. But what if I were to tell you that I listened to Slayer and Dimmu Borgir while writing Emmy? 
This story was in the works for almost two months. Not because it actually took that long to write, but because I felt incredibly awkward to write any sex scenes. Now that I've actually done that, I'm starting to wonder what stopped me. Writing clop is damn easy.
Royal incest ist love
Writing clop may be easy, but writing it well is a challenge. You can have all the sex you like, but it will never compare to being forced into an intimate, lust-fueled moment of erotic intercourse that's finely crafted.
If you can make your reader see the event you are painting, make them feel the sensual undertones of the experience, then you will have been successful in writing clop.
If you can take your writing and make it into an art, it is only then that you have truly succeeded.
Just my two bits.
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Probably why I will never attempt to do that. I don't exactly consider myself an "artist". I think I was a little too proud of myself when I wrote that last line of this blog.
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It's fine, we all have moments like that