Ideas but no skill. HELP!

First off, I just broke my hiatus again. Curses on you, Chris Del Rose! Let us all refer to Kaidan with that name from now on, because it is a pun that is so horrible, it makes children cry. He deserves such pain!

But the story in question is going to be a blast. Were it not for a fetish I dislike towards the end, this would've been the best Random story ever witnessed by human eyes. I'm eager to see it released.

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But there is one thing I'd like to talk about. I'm editing because I'm afraid of failure. Writing takes so much more time and effort, and the risk of ending up unnoticed is high. Of course you mostly want to write for the sake of writing, but I'd be lying if it's my only intention.

So, over the past few days and weeks I've thought of a few concept, some of which I may want to convert into a real story eventually. First off, however, I want to see what others think about them.

Ponyville's Annual Squirting Contest (Clopfic)
Pretty self explanatory. All the mares from Ponyville are in a huge open field contest to find out who has the biggest load to spare. There will be different categories, such as "Who can produce the most in liters?", "Who can shoot the highest load?", "Tower Diving", "Rocket Jumping", and something with the young fillies.

Pinkie Pie Does Drugs (Comedy SoL)
Short chapters in which Pinkie takes all sorts of different drugs. It would start off with Twilight giving her Marihuana in the hopes to calm her down, but she eventually gets her hoofs on Ecstasy, LSD, and what not to see what they would do.

Make Royal Incest, Not War (Clopfic)
Celestia and Luna make love in the face of death, as they are soon to be overrun by the changeling army. When Chrysalis bursts into their room and sees them horn fucking each other, things take a turn. IYKWIM.

R63 Royal Guard
Not a clopfic, but I'm absolutely not sure what I want with this to be. I just saw this picture (NSFW!) recently and thought it'd be interesting to follow such a mare through her adventures in the pony military (based on the prejudice that women aren't usually connected with these things).

Only A Kiss (Sad Shipfic with minimal gore)
Based on this song. It'd be a conversion from song to fic, and it wouldn't be very long. I actually already started with this one, but I'd just like to get this blog out before I go in too deep.

Philomena & Octavia
This one actually struck my mind as I was typing this blog. I received a package today, containing the album on the very left and this T-Shirt:

I'm a huge fan of Fleshgod Apocalypse (listening to them as I'm typing this and also wearing the displayed T-Shirt). When I took a closer look it just struck me: Why isn't there anything with Philomena and Octavia? Of course, they have like nothing at all to do with each other, but I think it could become interesting. Only problem: What could such a story possibly be about without being weird? What would the tags be?

Also, obviously not a clopfic. Just because sex with a phoenix would be 'hot', doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Well, what do you think? Anything in here that catches your eye? Anything you'd like to say something about?

I want to get more into writing, but Organized Agony is likely not going to see any love anytime soon, as I'm still gathering ideas for that, so I want to try my luck with a bunch of one shots.

Comments

[Octavia Harmony]

Most of them sound pretty good! R63 Royal Guard sounds like a concept I want to see, and I enjoy the occasional comedy fic as long as it retains it's worth. Not sure what Philomena & Octavia is going to be completely, but sounds really cool. You do know I will most likely read any story you post, just because you're you.

Just wondering: Octavia Philharmonica or Melody?

[Selbi]

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Not exactly sure what I want the last story to be like. As such, I don't really know what to call it, but it'd probably some stupid pun. :V

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No, that squirting thing is going to be its own thing. And fu, it's hawt. :3

Maybe I was a little unclear. I don't necessarily have to write all these stories as one shots. I can set up the R63 and drug thing to be multi-chapter.

And just because I had the idea from a Fleshgod Apocalypse shirt doesn't mean that it'll have anything to do with the story. I'm already thinking about a few concepts, all being sorta light hearted.

I think I will just go along with them as I go, seeing what I can produce once inspiration and motivation hits me for an individual story. You down for some prereading and editing once I'm done with something, Abc? :V