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Zamairiac


A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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  • 44 weeks
    Small Snippet For Next MFL Chapter!

    "You'll wait here and be grateful that I find no cause for you to have an accident creature," she said, sneering.

    I didn't know if it was instinct or a mixture of my newfound magic or...or something else.

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    2 comments · 696 views
  • 45 weeks
    MFL New Chapter Is Up!

    Told you I'd get it done!

    Enjoy and as always, do let me know what you think!

    2 comments · 295 views
  • 45 weeks
    Mated For Life RETURNS!

    Finally, fucking finally!

    I've finally managed to find the time to re-read the entire story up until The Abandoned chapter.

    As such I now have both the information, feel and motivation to continue the epic tale of Richard and Chrissy.

    Here's a small sneak-preview -

    "What in the hell is going on here?" I asked, eyes wide as I took in the frankly terrible sight.

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    8 comments · 441 views
  • 53 weeks
    Welp, I've Done It Again!

    Yet Another Story For Those Interested To Enjoy!

    This time between a temperamental young man and a feisty Goblin who become friends with benefits and try to keep it that way.

    Emphasis on try :trollestia:

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    7 comments · 492 views
  • 54 weeks
    It's My 30th Birthday!

    I was SIXTEEN LAST WEEK, I SWEAR! :raritycry:

    15 comments · 194 views
Sep
23rd
2013

TRBUC- 6000 words in...Celestia is a cuddler. · 8:59pm Sep 23rd, 2013

Celly is a cuddler, that is all.

Six thousand words in!

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Comments ( 21 )

She's gonna get cuddled so hard.

Good for you. :twilightsmile:

*Proceeds to cuddle with Celestia.*

Please, hurry up, I've done the impossible: I've gotten bored with GTA V!

Is "Cuddler" a euphemism for something? Or have I just become so corrupt that I think nearly everything means something else than what it's suppose to.

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It means she likes hugging Tobias in her chronicle.

The picture was just a lucky find :twilightblush:

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Never played it. The last one bored me.

San Andres wasn't too bad though :derpytongue2:

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....now when you say "hugging"....

So how long will the story be?

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I mean "Wrapping her forehooves around him and snuggling comfortably close."

Mhmm...I wanna hug :fluttercry:

1370679

Not long now, I've just reached the part where they get together.

The break up should be about 500 words or so after it, then getting back together should be 1000-2000 more words.

So yeah, not long now. :twilightsmile:

Celestial cuddles are the best cuddles. :3

respond to my post zam guy on ur last blog

OH HOLY MONOLITH YES.

I would love to give Tia cuddles... hell if Luna wasn't so much like me (when it comes to being socially accepted among other things) I'd say she'd be my favorite pony because she reminds me of Superman so damn much.

Gonna cuddle the ever loving shit out of her :3

I'm okay with this.... well besides the fact that she's probably three times my size and four times my weight. And possesses super-strength. She could probably crack my frail human body like a walnut with a single careless hug.

Also enjoy having your pelvis pulverized if she's ever on top.

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Have you never heard of the 6ft candy cane theory?

I'm not using it, but Celly and Lulu aren't as big as most stories tend to make them.

I like to imagine Tia being around 5ft 5-6, whilst little Loony Luna is smaller, and at around 5ft on the dot.

Though the spear on Celestia's head does up her up to 6ft. It's a fucking WOMD

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She's still a quadruped, so she bigger and masses more then your average adult human. Now sure, if she's only five or six feet tall it might not be "bone crushing" and only "somewhat uncomfortable."

And now I have a vision of her accidentally poking someones eye out with that thing when she goes in for a kiss. Which immediately translated to a depressed Celestia because she yet again killed her new boyfriend/girlfriend because she's actually a bit clumsy when you come down to it, and now she has to hide the body before Luna finds out and teases her forever about it. "Awww not again! How will I ever fulfill my bipedal fetish at this rate! Maybe I can just pretend to be a pegasus or something when the next one stumbles through a portal."

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then youre probably doing it wrong :ajsleepy:

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this one is like san andreas but to the next level! you should totally get it! seriously though its so friggin COOOOOOL :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

so get NAO!:pinkiecrazy:

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