The Kinda Shit That We Brainstorm About On Skype · 4:24pm Jul 20th, 2013
[12:13:51 PM] DustTraveller:
Essay question on a college entrance exam: "If you could choose to be raised by robots, dinosaurs, or aliens, who would you pick? Why?"
Is it wrong that the first thing I thought was... but what if I want to be raised by an alien robot dinosaur?
Like... "Me Grimlock raise you well!"
[12:14:29 PM] Karazor: Hahahahaha
[12:14:45 PM] Karazor: Man, Grimlock would be an awesome foster parent.
[12:14:51 PM] DustTraveller: Right?
[12:15:07 PM] DustTraveller: Bring your dad to work day would be the best day ever.
[12:15:16 PM] DustTraveller: Or school I mean.
[12:15:41 PM] Karazor: Next step down is alien robots. "Observation: you seem to have learned blaster handling well, meatbag child. Foreshadowing:the next step will be planting mines."
[12:15:41 PM] DustTraveller: Also I would automatically win the, "My dad could beat up your dad..." argument.
[12:15:50 PM] DustTraveller: lol
[12:15:52 PM] DustTraveller: Awesome.
[12:16:16 PM] DustTraveller: There's a story in there. HK as a parent... could he raise a well adjusted child?
[12:16:23 PM] DustTraveller: Oh... MLP Crossover. Could he raise the CMC?
[12:16:36 PM] Karazor: Hahahahaha he'd probably kill himself.
[12:16:36 PM] DustTraveller: I would totally write that story.
[12:16:51 PM] Karazor: Assuming he was prevented from killing them in some way.
[12:17:38 PM] Karazor: I loved that character, though. He was always in my party even though he was seriously suboptimal in combat, which is about my highest compliment to an NPC ever.
[12:18:16 PM] DustTraveller: "Dad, do you think I'm pretty?"
"Observation: No Sweetie Belle, I find all meatbags to be disgusting sacks of protoplasmic goo. However, this unit also observes that you are on the far side of a bell curve describing less disgusting than the average."
[12:18:44 PM] DustTraveller: "Cutie Mark Crusader Assassins! Yay!"
[12:19:02 PM] Karazor: Reassurance: I am certain your peers find you pretty, disgusting horned meatbag.
[12:19:06 PM] DustTraveller: lol
[12:19:11 PM] DustTraveller: See? It writes itself.
[12:19:23 PM] Karazor: HK is best droid.
[12:19:29 PM] DustTraveller: Absolutely.
This conversation brought to you by who fucking knows? Still, it was amusing, so I decided to share it.
I'm impressed/saddened you didn't bring up honey badgers.
I giggled way to much at this.
Yep. Typical discussion for our group.
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This one seems a bit more thoughtful than most though...
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Yeah, and no one is insulting Invictus either...
I suggest a certain specy of aliens who turns out to be ponies living in Equestria.
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Damn, that is strange...
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Don't feel bad. Honey badgers come up every so often.
HK winds up in Celestia's room as nothing more than a brain and a vocabulator.
Carry On
Men of science, you are.
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