The Return to Normal! · 12:51am Jul 16th, 2013
If you haven't noticed, my name has gone back to the original.
I am back to being Skeeter The Lurker.
Although... It seems our 'dear friend' Poop Tickler took the name... Never mind. Anyway, you probably want to know what we did what we did. It's a rather amusing tale, really.
See, On this site, there's a user named Theater Critic. This guy, he claimed to be The Next Regidar. Naturally, Regidar didn't really like that. So, in a Skype conversation between me, Regidar, and the parasprite, we got to talking about that. Or rather, Regi and Para did... I was just there. Me, being the guy I am, asked if I could claim that title. To which Para then made mention that Regi himself had called me the next Regidar, and well... You can see where THAT went.
What? Don't believe me? Here, the conversation in question:
[7/15/13 2:34:45 AM] Shaggydar: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/TheaterCritic#comment/610581
[7/15/13 2:35:11 AM] Ijab: Ijab set topic to “A bunch of fags”
[7/15/13 2:35:16 AM] Ijab: Ijab has left the conversation
[7/15/13 2:35:27 AM] Skeeter T L: Pfffffft.
[7/15/13 2:35:31 AM] Shaggydar: lel
[7/15/13 2:35:37 AM] Skeeter T L: Hey. Regi.
[7/15/13 2:35:40 AM] Shaggydar: yes
[7/15/13 2:35:40 AM] Shaggydar: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/TheaterCritic#comment/610581
[7/15/13 2:35:51 AM] Skeeter T L: May I claim that title, then?
[7/15/13 2:36:15 AM] BillCosbward: Too Ghey.
[7/15/13 2:36:18 AM] name changing a lot, pls kill urself: didn't regi call you that once
[7/15/13 2:36:25 AM] Shaggydar: yes
[7/15/13 2:36:30 AM] BillCosbward: I like that Phantom fag.
[7/15/13 2:36:31 AM] Shaggydar: I announced him the next me
[7/15/13 2:36:35 AM] name changing a lot, pls kill urself: (Y)
[7/15/13 2:36:36 AM] Shaggydar: I passed the torch
[7/15/13 2:36:39 AM] Shaggydar: I like him too
[7/15/13 2:36:40 AM] BillCosbward: He be a phytophiliac.
[7/15/13 2:36:50 AM] Shaggydar: Skeeter
[7/15/13 2:36:56 AM] Shaggydar: what say we make it official
[7/15/13 2:36:59 AM] Skeeter T L: Alright.
[7/15/13 2:37:08 AM] Shaggydar: I'll change my name to "The Artist Formerly Known As Regidar"
[7/15/13 2:37:15 AM] Shaggydar: and you change your name to "Regidar"
[7/15/13 2:37:27 AM] name changing a lot, pls kill urself: i approve of this
[7/15/13 2:37:29 AM] BillCosbward: Jokes on you, he was me the whole time.#übertrole
[7/15/13 2:37:29 AM] Skeeter T L: Tempting….
[7/15/13 2:37:32 AM] name changing a lot, pls kill urself: do it faggot
[7/15/13 2:37:47 AM] Skeeter T L: But I like Skeeter far too much to change.
[7/15/13 2:37:53 AM] BillCosbward: Jokes on you, he was me the whole time.#übertrole
[7/15/13 2:37:54 AM] name changing a lot, pls kill urself: be skeeterdar
[7/15/13 2:38:09 AM] Shaggydar: here
[7/15/13 2:38:13 AM] Shaggydar: let's just do it for a week
[7/15/13 2:38:15 AM] name changing a lot, pls kill urself: it is like
[7/15/13 2:38:16 AM] Shaggydar: and change it back after
[7/15/13 2:38:18 AM] name changing a lot, pls kill urself: evolution
[7/15/13 2:38:23 AM] name changing a lot, pls kill urself: skeeter the lurker ---> skeeterdar
[7/15/13 2:38:25 AM] Skeeter T L: Alright!
[7/15/13 2:38:32 AM] Skeeter T L: What the hell why not?
[7/15/13 2:38:37 AM] Paradar: i evolved
[7/15/13 2:38:42 AM] Shaggydar: okay, I'll change first so you can take my name
[7/15/13 2:38:45 AM] Shaggydar: get read to name change
[7/15/13 2:39:16 AM] Skeeter T L: Ready when you are.
[7/15/13 2:39:16 AM] Shaggydar: you ready?
[7/15/13 2:39:25 AM] Skeeter T L: Yep.
[7/15/13 2:39:32 AM] Skeeter T L: I need only hit the save button.
[7/15/13 2:40:32 AM] Skeeter T L: Ready?
[7/15/13 2:40:46 AM] BillCosbward: Guys, I'm actually the parasprite in disguise.
[7/15/13 2:40:52 AM] Paradar: fffthere is no escape from this conversation skeeter
[7/15/13 2:41:03 AM] Paradar: it is like a black hole of faggotry
[7/15/13 2:41:05 AM] Skeeter T L: Reasons I haven't tried.
[7/15/13 2:41:14 AM] Paradar: it's true
[7/15/13 2:41:16 AM] Paradar: he is
[7/15/13 2:41:27 AM] Shaggydar: okay
[7/15/13 2:41:29 AM] Shaggydar: done
[7/15/13 2:41:31 AM] Paradar: i have two different skype windows open
[7/15/13 2:41:32 AM] Shaggydar: do it skeets!
[7/15/13 2:41:41 AM] Paradar: and in one i am para
[7/15/13 2:41:48 AM] Paradar: and in the other i am chuckward's grandfather
[7/15/13 2:42:04 AM] Paradar: which means i fucked your grandma chuckward
[7/15/13 2:42:10 AM] Shaggydar: hot n kinky
[7/15/13 2:42:10 AM] Paradar: just fyi
[7/15/13 2:42:10 AM] Skeeter T L: HAHAHAHAH
[7/15/13 2:42:11 AM] Skeeter T L: http://screencast.com/t/YNpovQgtRZ7W
[7/15/13 2:42:26 AM] Paradar: ha
[7/15/13 2:42:37 AM] Paradar: one second i am on regidars profile
[7/15/13 2:42:40 AM] Paradar: hit refresh
[7/15/13 2:42:40 AM] Paradar: suddenly
[7/15/13 2:42:42 AM] Paradar: skeeter
[7/15/13 2:42:56 AM] Skeeter T L: I did.
[7/15/13 2:43:22 AM] BillCosbward: Totes hast sex bro.
[7/15/13 2:43:25 AM] Paradar: YEAH HE DID IT this is why skeeter is a bro
[7/15/13 2:43:32 AM] Paradar: wait
[7/15/13 2:43:32 AM] BillCosbward: But I'm my own grandma.
[7/15/13 2:43:33 AM] Skeeter T L: HAhaha
[7/15/13 2:43:34 AM] Paradar: there is no more skeeter
[7/15/13 2:43:36 AM] Paradar: o shit
[7/15/13 2:43:39 AM] BillCosbward: So u fucked me.
[7/15/13 2:43:43 AM] Paradar: there is only regidar.
[7/15/13 2:43:50 AM] Paradar: you have to sign your shit as regidar now
[7/15/13 2:43:53 AM] Paradar: just so you know
[7/15/13 2:43:56 AM] Paradar: be like
[7/15/13 2:44:00 AM] Paradar: regidar the lurker
[7/15/13 2:44:01 AM] Paradar: yeah
[7/15/13 2:44:06 AM] Skeeter T L: Alrighty!
[7/15/13 2:44:44 AM] Paradar: chuckward stop fucking lagging, i keep getting your messages like 8 minutes later
[7/15/13 2:44:55 AM] Paradar: it's offensive and i'm calling the aclu
[7/15/13 2:45:02 AM] BillCosbward: iPhones are Ghey lagfags.
[7/15/13 2:45:17 AM] Paradar: http://transsexual.org/cogiati/index.php?lang=en
[7/15/13 2:45:28 AM] BillCosbward: K
[7/15/13 2:45:28 AM] Paradar: does chat think you are a tranny y/n
[7/15/13 2:45:35 AM] BillCosbward: Mebr
[7/15/13 2:45:54 AM] Paradar: skeeter
[7/15/13 2:45:55 AM] Paradar: i mean
[7/15/13 2:45:56 AM] Paradar: regidar
[7/15/13 2:46:06 AM] Paradar: go comment on something rofl
[7/15/13 2:46:18 AM] BillCosbward: I'm like a power ranger: too hot to handle.
[7/15/13 2:46:23 AM] Skeeter T L: On it.
[7/15/13 2:46:26 AM] BillCosbward: Y
[7/15/13 2:47:22 AM] Skeeter T L: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Formerly+Regidar#comment/610622
[7/15/13 2:48:01 AM] Paradar: like a story or something you pecker
[7/15/13 2:48:11 AM] BillCosbward: Geto
[7/15/13 2:49:50 AM] Skeeter T L: I'm working on it.
[7/15/13 2:50:13 AM] Shaggydar: the transformation is complete
[7/15/13 2:50:16 AM] Shaggydar: time to blog
[7/15/13 2:51:09 AM] Paradar: that gives me a stiffie
[7/15/13 2:51:40 AM] Skeeter T L: Former Regi! We gotta find a fic to comment on.
[7/15/13 2:52:06 AM] Paradar: come on regidar you know it makes you hard
[7/15/13 2:52:11 AM] Paradar: current regidar*
[7/15/13 2:52:51 AM] Paradar: http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/72/ImWorkingOnIt.png also working on it
[7/15/13 2:53:27 AM] Shaggydar: lel
[7/15/13 2:53:37 AM] Shaggydar: I need to blog this stuff
[7/15/13 2:55:17 AM] BillCosbward: Plebfag
[7/15/13 2:57:25 AM] Paradar: http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/186014/how-to-evolve-into-regidar
[7/15/13 2:57:27 AM] Paradar: (Y)
[7/15/13 2:57:57 AM] Paradar: Paradar added Bad Seed to this conversation
[7/15/13 2:58:08 AM] Paradar: bad seed is pretty cool
[7/15/13 2:58:11 AM] Paradar: we now have a women in here.
[7/15/13 2:58:34 AM] Skeeter T L: Hehehe
[7/15/13 2:58:35 AM] Skeeter T L: http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/186015/the-grand-name-change
[7/15/13 2:59:22 AM] BillCosbward: Gey
[7/15/13 3:00:04 AM] Bad Seed: oh hey everybody
[7/15/13 3:00:13 AM] Paradar: ALL OF REGIDARS FOLLOWERS WILL NOW FOLLOW YOU
[7/15/13 3:00:17 AM] Paradar: hi
[7/15/13 3:00:20 AM] Paradar: ^_^
And, so, there you have it. Chances are That I've rusled your jimmies quite a bit. Oops.
But it was so worth it.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Actually, It's all good now m8.
>inb4 skeeter
explains a lot
totes bro
HELLO THEATERCRITIC HERE AND IM GOING TO BLOCK ANYONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
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Hehe
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Yep. Yes it does.
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This was so very much fun.
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I can believe that.
~Skeeter The Lurker
You're on thin ice here, fucker.... Thin ice! One more episode like this and I swear you're head's gonna be on a pike.
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I'm watching you...
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YOU REPLIED TO MY COMMENT
WHICH COUNTS AS SPAM ACCORDING TO THE ANCIENT THEATER GOSPEL
BLAEHARG BLOCK BLOCK
So . . . from what I am getting here, you guys were high as fuck, right?
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You know I love you, dude.
But watching me? I never got the Meta notice...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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I wasn't THAT high. Maybe a little...
~Skeeter The Lurker
1213622 Well, I kinda forgot to do that thing...
NEHE WIND x TRIXIE IS BEST SHIPPING
IM GETTING BANNED IN THE NEXT 3 MINUTES ARENT I
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HAHAHA! You.
I like you.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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I honestly can't say... I'm not a mod.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Meth? I stay away from that shit. And honestly, I don't even smoke that often.
That bit I had last night? First in, oh, 2-3 years.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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2-3, huh? I couldn't go that long. Longest for me would have to be six months. I am trying to keep it that way.
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Hehe. Good man.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Now, just continue to have nights like this, and I have something to look forward to. Things need to liven up on this site. Ponemurdered was one thing that did it, and this is another. It is great!
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My jimmies were brutally aped and murdered over a joke? Well played, sir; well played indeed. It seems that this is a blessing in disguise. Thanks to your little stunt, I no longer have jimmies to rustle. I have become enlightened.
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