Fic Preview; The Unexpected Sexual Harassment of Twilight Sparkle · 6:36pm Jun 24th, 2013
Thought I would try something new and preview one of my fics before posting it. If response is positive I may do it more in the future. If response is non-existent I'll know not to bother.
This is from the first chapter of The Unexpected Sexual Harassment of Twilight Sparkle. It is exactly what it sounds like. First draft warning and all that.
“Well, that was uncomfortable…” Twilight muttered.
“They seemed nice.” Spike popped an apple slice into his mouth.
“That’s because you were too busy stuffing your face! That orange stallion was hitting on me the whole time we were there!”
“Whatting on you? Did he punch you or something?”
“You know what, nevermind.” Twilight glanced at the list. “Next up, weather. Says here the captain of the weather team is named Rainbow Dash.”
Twilight stared up at the sky. She was so busy calculating the cloud coverage she didn’t notice the pegasus crash into her. There was a purple-and-blue blur for a second as they rolled to a stop, the stallion leaning on Twilight’s chest
“Ow.”
“Hey, watch where you’re going, lady!” The pegasus picked himself up, though he was still leaning over Twilight Sparkle. “Unless, of course, you wanted to run into me.” He smirked.
“Ugh, get off me, you perv!” Twilight shoved the pegasus off with a burst of magic.
The pegasus rolled his eyes. “Well, I see somepony can’t take a joke. I’m an eligible bachelor, lady. Like I would waste my time with some nopony like you.”
Twilight picked herself up and cast a quick spell to check for injuries. “Yes, clearly every mare in Equestria would be lucky to have a jerk like you as their special somepony.”
The stallion was suddenly hovering above her. He rubbed his chin with a hoof. “You know, now that you’re standing up you don’t look that bad. Egghead, obviously, but not that bad.” He leaned closer to her face. “Of course, you still looked better under me.”
Twilight fired a spell at him but he dodged it easily.
“Playing hard to get, eh? I like that.”
Twilight rolled her eyes. “Ugh, would you just you go away? I have to go find the captain of the weather team.”
The stallion’s smirk widened. “You mean Rainbow Dash?”
“Yes! You know them?”
The stallion flipped onto his back and started floating lazily backward. “I might.”
Twilight’s eyes flicked onto the stallion’s chromatic mane and tail, and their rainbow-lightning cutie mark. “Ugh, you have got to be kidding.”
“The one and only. I’m even more popular with the ladies than I thought.”
Twilight facehoofed. “Princess Celestia sent me—”
“Bout time!”
“—to oversee the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration.” Twilight jabbed a hoof at the smug pegasus. “And you are supposed to have the sky cleared by now!”
“Eh, it’ll get done.”
“The celebration is tomorrow!”
“I can clear the whole sky in ten seconds flat.”
“Prove it.”
Dash rolled over. “Sure, I just need a little motivation.”
Twilight raised an eyebrow. “That being?”
Rainbow smirked. “Kiss me.”
“What!? Ew, no!”
Dash shrugged dramatically. “Suit yourself.”
Twilight narrowed her eyes. “I bet you can’t even do it.”
Dash froze. “Oh you bet, do you?”
“Yeah, I do.”
Dash smiled. “You’re on!” His wings flared out to his sides and in a rainbow streak he was gone. The highly visible trail zigzagged across the sky, and when it settled back down in front of Twilight the sky was perfectly clear.
“Huh.” Twilight looked all over the sky but couldn’t find a single cloud.
She felt a hoof drape across her shoulder.
“Now, about that bet…” Rainbow said smugly.
Twilight grimaced and pushed his face away with some magic and walked away. “What bet? I didn’t bet anything.”
Rainbow smirked. “I hate to see you leave, but I love the view when you do.”
Twilight shuddered. “Ugh. Spike, please don’t turn out like that when you’re older.”
Spike plopped another apple into his mouth. “Like what?”
Twilight sighed. “Nevermind. What’s next on the list?”
So yeah... picture, like, 8k words of that, and that's one of the things I've been working on.
... It sounds like The Unexpected Love Life of Dusk Shine, but instead of being a stallion meeting a bunch of cute mares, it's a single mare constantly getting unf'd at by stallions. As long as they learn the lesson of "hooves off, or it's gelding time," this should be quite simply amazing.
Unless Dash has been shopping for clocks, you mean "'Bout time!"
I like this premise. A bizarro "Unexpected Love Life of Dusk Shine," though hopefully a bit more... well, sane.
I love previews. They always get me really excited, and then I can't wait for the actual release
Twilight seems like the perfect candidate for this kind of story, probably acting all weird and freaked out (not like Rarity, who would most likely enjoy all the attention
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And I also can't wait for what you have planned for Fluttershy. If she will be a Stallion too and then stay the shy type as which we know her...
Well I'll just get my hopes up for know, and see what will come.
These seem like a pretty cool ideas. The previews and the story.
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Thanks. Too bad none of the mares learn that in Love Life.
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Thanks, fixed. And I don't think anything is capable of being as insane as Love Life. Especially not me.
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Thanks
1167077 Well, they can't get gelded, for one, and besides, a stallion like Twilight is putty in their hooves.
I think they can be spayed, but... eh. They can still have sexytimes.