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The Princess Rarity


Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

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  • 403 weeks
    Alright.

    PSA to whatever amount of followers actually read this bullshit anymore - I'm quitting FIMFiction. This blog post will be my last. I will no longer post on this account. I say those specific words because maybe I will come back but I do not wish to constantly have the name and standards of TPR on it. This is a personal issue of my own, influenced by many things (anxiety, depression, life in

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  • 414 weeks
    I'm not dead. I guess?

    Hi, everyone. Reagan / Toni / The Princess Rarity here. I assume most of you thought I was dead, quit the site, et cetera. Obviously, this is not the case. I have no good excuses for my hiatus - I mean, sure, there's school and work and anxiety and other fandoms, along with life in general - but oh, well. Sorry I've been gone so long.

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  • 436 weeks
    New year, and somewhat new me!

    Hey, guys. Long time, no see, right? I mean, aside from the occasional blog post or very rare story, you don’t see me as often as you’d like. I guess that’s expected, seeing how 2015 has been quite the rollercoaster for me; and I’m assuming the same for some of you guys as well. Which is why I’d like to take but a few minutes of time to explain some stuff to you guys.

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  • 441 weeks
    Don't ask me what this is, because I don't even know.

    I honestly just sat down and wrote this in one sitting because feelings. It's not much, really, it should be classified as a drabble but it's whatever, I guess. I'm only posting it here because it follows the word guideline limits.

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  • 443 weeks
    *throws words at you lovely people*

    IT IS WRITTEN, MY DISCIPLES. GO FORTH, AND SPREAD THE JOYOUS WORD OF THE SPACE HORSE WIVES, IN THE NAME OF YOUR PRINCESS.

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Apr
16th
2013

In which I fill out a random form and y'all learn stupid facts about my favorite pony-related things. · 11:19am Apr 16th, 2013

It's six fifty six on a Tuesday morning and I'm bored, so what am I gonna do? Fill out a complete form of everything pony-related.


Best Mane Six Pony?: Rarity.
Least Favorite Mane Six Pony?: Wonder how many of you are gonna kill me for saying Pinkie Pie. Don't get me wrong, I like her, but she's just too damn hyper for my tastes!
Favorite Element of Harmony?: Magic.
Best Princess?: Luna.
Favorite Quote?: "Oh, wait, now I know how to call a chicken... Scootaloo! Scoot-scootaloo!", "I should've been asleep five hours ago.", "OH COME ON!", "Ha, ha! The fun has been doubled!" and "What fun is there in making sense?" are all tied.
Most Awesome Villain?: Discord, duh.
Stupidest Villain?: Does Gilda count? Just wondering.
Favorite Season One Episode?: Either "Boast Busters", "The Cutie Mark Chronicles" or "Green Isn't Your Color"; what do you expect me to pick just one?! IMPOSSIBRU.
Least Favorite Season One Episode?: "The Best Night Ever"; I just didn't like it at all. It was too boring for my tastes.
Favorite Season Two Episode?: I CAN'T PICK A FAVORITE, THAT SEASON WAS TOO AWESOME.
Least Favorite Season Two Episode?: ... alright, I'll be honest, I didn't really care for "Dragon Quest" all that much. Seemed a bit bland, in my opinion.
Favorite Season Three Episode?: Definitely "Magic Duel"! Trixie's comeback was epic!~
Least Favorite Season Three Episode?: "Magical Mystery Cure"; it was way too rushed, should've made it a two-parter.
Favorite Season?: Two, obviously.
Least Favorite Season?: Three.
Favorite Season Premiere?: Two.
Favorite Season Finale?: Two.
Least Favorite Season Premiere?: They were all great, so... none?
Least Favorite Season Finale?: Three, because, like I said, rushed.
Favorite CMC?: Sweetie Belle. Don't even try and say otherwise. I WILL FIGHT YOU.
Least Favorite CMC?: Babs Seed. I just don't like her. She's kinda bland is all. The only things I really like about her are her accent and the way she hides her blank flank with her tail. That's it.
Favorite Region of Equestria?: The Crystal Empire *u* It's sparklyyyyyy~
Least Favorite Region of Equestria?: Canterlot, to be honest. Too many upstuck snooty ponies.
Favorite Non Pony Character?: I can't think of a rhyme to say I really like Zecora because you can't rhyme her name with anything so whatever.
Least Favorite Non Pony Character?: Gilda. She was a rude bitch that's gonna take a lot of work in getting reformed.
Favorite Background Pony?: Um, you spelled 'Best Pony Overall?' wrong because that pony is VINYL SCRATCH, WOO!~
Least Favorite Background Pony?: Probably gonna get a lot of hate for saying... Lyra. *hides*


Aaaand that's it, because even though I'm still bored, I don't wanna kill you guys with my rant, so whatever.

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Comments ( 32 )

Lyyyyyrrrraaaaaaa... That kills people D:

Gilda is quite the bitch

I will never get how you people can get up at six am... :ajbemused:

1012229 I've been getting up at five since I was a year old or so. It's natural for me.

Wait... Lyra?! As in, the bestest human-obsessed Bon-Bon-loving cutest pony? :fluttercry:

Also, you misspelt 'Octavia' again. It's not Vi-nyl, it's Oc-ta-vi-a.

1012230
You'll have much ease with getting up early for work, then.. :twilightsmile:

1012231 I don't get the human obsession. It's just a tad bit too awkward for me and that's saying a lot because I'm really weird at time.

1012245
I know, that's why my Lyra isn't human-obsessed. Still, the fandom loves that Lyra. :twilightsmile:

1012248 Yeah... I still don't know why they all insist on that. Just because she sat somewhat like humans do? Bronies, seriously, there's creative and then there's taking it too far.

1012251
Well, there's Anthropology :twilightsheepish:

1012252 Aaaand you're saying that to the girl who sleeps through History, Science, Math and Tech class.

1012260
Hey, I did it too! :twilightsheepish:
(That's the name of a fic)

1012270... oh. Shows how much I know. :derpytongue2:

"Rarity" is a funny way of spelling "Twilight Sparkle." :trollestia: (I jest, I jest. Rarity is brilliant. :raritywink:)

And I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who likes Pinkie the least of the Mane 6, too.

Lyra is fun because...she's cute. I don't know where the "obsessed with hoomanz" thing came from, but whatever. I like Minuette more anyhow.

Rarity is WORST mane six. AJ is best.

1012251
They all sit like that now.

1012231
I know, right? Though Vinyl is a very very very very very veryveryveryveryveryvery close second. And I'm wracking my brain for worst, and ain't really getting anything. I would say Blueblood, but he is supporting.

1012339
Yep, Vinyl is almost-best pony :twilightsmile:

hmm looks like i have two people to kill for not liking pinkie.:flutterrage: i really surprised you didnt lose any followers after that. i will cut you some slack since you like rarijack. btw rarity isnt how you spell applejack. my least fav would be fluttershy since she is boring to me. scootaloo is best chicken i mean crusader.:rainbowlaugh:

My favourite quote:
"Cheese is, essentially, milk that's gone off big-time-stylee." - Stephen Fry
It was on an episode of QI

Woah, woah, woah...what's wrong with Lyra Heartstrings? She's my personal favorite background pony and Gilda is my third favorite villian, behind Trixie and Discord of corse:moustache:

1012339 brohoof me right now, I DESPISE Rarity, though Fluttershy is my favorite of the Mane Six:yay:

1012460 Spike is in serious trouble:rainbowlaugh: And watched it twice, died laughing:yay:

1013870
She's a selfish, greedy bitch. Only thing Discord changed was how good she could cover it up.

1013942 She controls creatures, has no respect for anyone's needs but herself and if it's not BUCKING related to her she disreguards them, BUCK HER. I swear if I ever went to Equestria first thing I would do is punch her in the snout. you should join the group F**k Rarity, it's fun to diss on the bitch:derpytongue2:

1013975
But we respect your opinion for liking her, Toni. At least, I do. I know a lot of people don't like AJ. Or DnD. Or Bronies. Or a lot of other things I like.

1013996 Think you got the wrong commenter bro:rainbowlaugh: I like AJ:ajsmug:

1014025
No. I was saying that we respect the fact that she likes Rarity even though we don't. I was just saying that I know some people don't like AJ but I still like her and won't stop. I just tagged you in since it was us who was talking about it. I guess I shoulda added you after it. My bad.

1014037 Oh, that makes sense, I do respect the fact that she may be a fan. You like what you like, such as even though I hate Shining Armor, I have respect for people who like him, Aj is one who people can either love or hate, it just all depends really:rainbowlaugh: It's all chill.:twilightsmile:

1014085
Sorry for the confusion.

SWEETIE BELLE FTW! :flutteryay:

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