Watcher promotion! · 8:24pm Apr 4th, 2013
Ok, if anyone's game, I've decided to do a little bi-weekly thing for my followers with stories of their own. Using the latest developments in science and technology, I've devised a system that allows me to select one of my peeps, and promote him vigorously to the masses.
Can you not see the science behind my formula?!
Using this new design, I feel I'll be able to give attention to people, and maybe grant them followers of their own. Today's selection via a random dice roller program an intense mathematical calculation is...
Kartel: A man of many words. Some of them even true and insightful. He's been a bud that's followed me even before I started writing humanized--aka, the man's way to pony. While he has done dark fics in the past that have met respectable standards, the real work I enjoy from him is comedy and slice of life fics. Here's a recent example to whet your appetite, a nice lill' slice of life fic that's pleasant to read.
And, well, that's that. I figure if people are interested, I'll try to make this a bi-weekly deal. All you have to do on your end is write something, be a follower, and an under-the-table deal of $20. (I accept checks. Not cheques though. Next time, speak American--it's the only language I understand.) And if this idea doesn't intrest people, oh well. Guess that just means I'll have to use my blog for the ususal--pointless promotion for fics nobody cares to read, things I ate for lunch (chicken nuggets because I haven't been to the grocery store since the Clinton administration), and more dong jokes than you can shake a stick at.
"Stick," of course, being a totally rad euphuism for "penis," in this scenario.
Man, all these images, center alignment and unfunny jokes? I should be writing for Cracked! BRB, filling out an application.
I can see you fitting in well on Cracked. Maybe you could write a decent Brony article for them.
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I'm sadly too Conservative to fit in with almost the entire Cracked staff. Well, except for Seanbaby. That man is a bro4lyfe.
981179 'Tis a shame.
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Just do articles on here. You're a funny man, Merc.
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*Wears Sunglasses, trench coat, and Mustache. Eyes shift back and forth* ... So that $20... cash or credit card?
You seriously get about as hard and many a laugh out of me as Cracked does. I think you'd fit in well, regardless. I know I wish I was funny and good at coming up with ideas to write for them, myself.
I think that's a great idea! (No, not just because I'm following you). But it is though, really. I'm always looking for something to add to my reading list. I look forward to these...now, to look at that story.
Merc, you are awesome.