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Merc the Jerk


Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

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  • 224 weeks
    New Pc

    Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™

    So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?

    5 comments · 392 views
  • 247 weeks
    AMERICA WINS

    4TH OF VICTORY OVER TEA DAY APPLAUD AND BLOW SHIT UP NOW BROTHER YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

    1 comments · 278 views
  • 251 weeks
    Having trouble waking up in the morning?

    THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

    AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

    2 comments · 232 views
  • 263 weeks
    New Blog Post

    I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.

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    1 comments · 339 views
Jun
3rd
2019

Having trouble waking up in the morning? · 12:40pm Jun 3rd, 2019

THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.

AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK

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I don't know what happened, my dog just started doing push-ups halfway through the promos.

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AW FEEL THE POOWWWERRRR

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