Cool Beans · 12:08pm Feb 3rd, 2013
As the title would suggest, I have some cool beans. Unfortunately for you, beans can't be transfered through the internet, so it's not very likely that I'll be able to share them. What I can share instead is a bunch of words describing what I've been doing (or rather not doing) recently. In regards to typing, that is. I know how interested you crazy people are in every single aspect of my life, so I figured an update was warranted.
First off, if I haven't made it abundantly clear with my random authors notes in every story I type, I'm lazy and lack the will to type most of the time. I used to update almost every other day, but now I'm far too busy (lazy) to do that. As for my recent bitching about alicorn Twilight, I got over that after like an hour. The internet has done a good job of sapping all my feelings and destroying my soul, so I was able to slip back into my normal indifference to everything quite easily.
Let's start with Raptor-tastic... It's fucking long... At the moment I have about 5k words of the next chapter done and it's not even half way finished. It wouldn't be a problem if I had willpower. Then after that I have to write the epilogue. Yay! It's almost finished! Don't worry, I might get around to completing it eventually. Then we can all move on with our horrible lives.
I mentioned in the past that I typed a story about tentacle ponies several months ago, well I went back and revised it a bit. It's about 8.5k words long and all it would take for me to finish it is to go back and change one part. Sadly, I don't know if I really care enough to do that, and I'm still debating whether or not I even want to submit it.
Next, I have a ton of admittedly stupid ideas for stories that I come up with on a daily basis. I literally have like fifty different ones that I could type at a moments notice, if I felt like it. There's a couple that I started on and got a few thousands words into before getting bored that I need to finish eventually as well as some that I have planned out but haven't typed. I'd hint at what they're about, but that's subject to change, and where's the fun in revealing my random ass stories before they're finished? I'll tell you, though, that I plan on making a third installment on Berry Punch's insect fucking shenanigans. All yee insect lovers rejoice! I started on it a bit, but there's no telling when, or if, it will get finished.
There, I typed a blog. I hope you're all happy! My life expectancy is at least a few minutes shorter now than when I began. And remember to check yourselves before you Shrek yourselves. The last thing I need right now is an angry Shrek.
Hmm but would angry shrek result in more stories?
I always check myself before I Shrek myself.
789146 Angry Shrek means my life would be OGRE!
I love that pun...