Guise! I have discovered the Worst Possible Thing! It's so terribad that this post is not for the faint of heart... · 9:18pm Jan 29th, 2013
Are you ready? I know that this will cause untold weeping and anguish among the pony community if it should catch on.
There you have it. The worst mustard. I am something of a mustard aficionado, and I have tasted some pretty dank stuff in my time, but this surpasses them all in sheer nasty.
Oh, there's also a thing people are saying about alicorn!Twilight. Well... Far be it from me to cast the first stone. I wrote an alicorn story and it turned out ok. I bet this one will too. We could learn from our older and wiser brethren in the Transformer's fandom. Seriously guys, if anything is ruined forever, it's my sandwich.
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French's classic yellow mustard. That's where it's at.
Good to see some people still have faith
Is it the brand of mustard that's nasty, or the particular flavor? I'm not a mustard master by any means but I have eaten similar looking mustard once before, and it was delicious.
767528The brand. The general category is usually fairly good.
Don't want to be a stick in the mud, but please don't link the Transformers wikia. That's just a dry long-discarded husk of a wiki still clinging to life through dishonest PageRank hoarding methods. The real wiki, with most of the original community, is found here.
As for Twilicorn, I'm going to reserve judgment. The biggest issue is how this will DEVASTATE fanon, but that was never anything the writing staff were meant to worry about. I wonder how it will tie into the comics, though, since the first four-parter has regular Twilight and, from what I've seen of it, so does the second.
767491 French's Classic Yellow isn't the best mustard I've ever had, but it is classic for a reason. I view it as a sort of baseline against which all other mustard is judged.
767497 Nope, my faith in Western Family has been utterly shattered.
767528 Real stone ground mustard can be among the best there is. Try this on for size:
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767544 Yep, though WF usually at least pretends to be edible. This is just noxious sludge.
767572 I didn't know. I'm not actually a Transformers fan.
I agree. My only problem is that they didn't keep it a surprise. I know we don't know any details, but we know the end result. If we all go into this two patter not knowing, the story would be more powerful. Also, did anyone notice that Rarity didn't get any episodes this season.
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s'okay
, sorry if I came off a bit terse. I just happened to be following the wiki when the team got fed up with wikia's endless love-affair with intrusive adverts and decided to jump ship. Long story short, it got ugly.
Actually, I was about to elaborate on how wikia games the system so the first few results on any google search returns their sites, but looking at it now, that no longer seems to be the case. I guess google plugged that hole (and good for them too!)
767653 - What two-parter? None of the remaining episodes this season are two-parters.
767960 there only been 11 episodes. So that means this one a two prater. At least it has to be. Let me check Wikipedia for a second.
Snap, there was an episode last Saturday. I better watch it to see what I mist. There no way this readable than.
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The next one will be a stand-alone. I don't know if you've read the synopsizes so I won't spoil it, but it looks like the finale will have nothing to do with the next episode.
A truly good mustard has horseradish...
The Hub and Hasbro confirmed the Twi alicorn
http://family-room.ew.com/2013/01/29/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-exclusive-twilight-princess/
Mustard in general is terribad...
Mustard..... We meet again!
no twi being an alicorn is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.
i mean they already made her the "best" character, even if they don't admit it, she's almost always involved at the end of a lesson, even if she has nothing to do with it (CMC debut ep. comes to mind) shes the only personal student of celly hand picked, not to mentiin that she just coincidently has the best element representation seriously, the only reason they have the other 5 is because you cant really have a show about harmony and only 1 hero, and just talking about twi wouldnt get them more than 1 season or so. tjem turning her into an alicorn is just them admitting that she is, no other character gets all that power or focus, and she's automatically better now because she can do everything they can in racial terms, but better
if they just have her be an alicorn and make it permanent, im gonna stop being a brony for lack of respect for the current director of the show, i miss lauren
she wouldn't allow this to happen
Hahaha, I literally laughed out loud at that.
I'm glad to see others who aren't going nuts over this. Myself, I'm just gonna wait and see what happens in the episode; it might be good, after all.
...Or it might suck. However, while I enjoy the show greatly, it's not the totality of existence. I'll live if they screw it up; I'll be sad, but I'll live.
Besides, I'll always have Dashie.
I've seen too many posts whinging about Alicorn Twilight. Even if it's not the best, it's not going to DESTROY THE SHOW, OH NOES! It'll still be the same show. I've seen so many haters out this season. How things turn out is how they turn out. Just shrug it off and go on loving the show and writing AU fanfiction.
Dressings huh? I like mustard and all, but I would advise you to try the delicious, one-and-only Kewpie mayonnaise from the mysterious lands of Jipangu.
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Their sesame sauce is wonderful too, I pour them on nearly every dish since they are pretty much omnipotent condiments.