I'm turning my life around! · 4:52pm Apr 1st, 2013
So, I decided to wake up and open my eyes to what life is all about: Hedonism. I've converted to Dudeism and am now an ordained priest of the Church of the Latter Day Dude.
This is me with my new ministerial certificate.
I've also decided to cancel The Service of the Goddess and start writing clop, only clop. My next story is going to be Rinds of a Winning Pig -or- Porkmetheus Does Ponyville.
In other news, I've renounced techno in favor of more cowbell, and Nicholas Cage is now my favorite person. I love nothing better than staring at his rapturous face.
This is Cage with his rapturous face.
Finally, here are all my most horrific secrets:
April Fools! Though, honestly, I should hope it's obvious. At any rate, happy belated Easter (I'm about two millennia late). I'm working hard on the next chapter. I've set a goal for daily wordcount that may help me keep better focused, despite the crazy whirlwind that is my life. You all rock!
Yeah, this was a painfully obvious April Fool's joke.
Still pretty funny. Will you ever write clop?
968267 Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nnnnope.
However, I may possibly be convinced to try writing a romance at some point, just for the practice.
Well, I'm off to pour chocolate syrup on some fat guy's ass. Hooray hedonism!
I think I just need to stay away from everything today. Which is possible because I won't be discharged until tomorrow. Unless this doctor has humor(I suspect not).
Even an android is limited in commenting.
I can't wait til the new chapter is up! Horray for modern medication!
This is what my phone has to say:
The I have to say about this topic of discussion on a new job is going well with you on your computer to see if I had a good idea of what you are looking to get a free shopping at best and
Hmm. As far as pop culture-inspired religions go, I'm not sure if I like Dudeism or Haruhiism more...
Pantheon? Pantheon.
Happy Easter to you too
This was frickin hilarious. A job well done!
What's up? Haven't heard anything from you since April Fool's and was wondering.... and hoping..... that you were close to posting the next chapter.
