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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 56 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

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  • 64 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 697 views
  • 93 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 592 views
  • 96 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 542 views
  • 97 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 421 views
Dec
28th
2012

new story talk and something else · 12:22am Dec 28th, 2012

so, two things

firstly, to people looking forward to the new story (if anyone is); it's... coming along.

honestly i'm kind of afraid about this one. i feel like i've bitten off more than i can chew. my last blog-post was kind of a feeler in the water about what might come if i tried something... ambitious. the response was positive, but the problem is that the people who are following me are naturally going to enjoy the type of mentality i have towards writing anyway, so that hasn't done much to alleviate my fears.

it's shaping up to be a long one. i'm at 25k words right now, and i don't feel like i'm close to done. i'm worried that i should have been releasing this in chapters instead, but it's not my habit to put anything out before it's completely done... and i also feel like, if you don't digest the whole thing without having to wait days or weeks between chapters, you're kind of missing a lot of the message anyway.

but yeah. that's coming. it's one of the strangest things i've tried to do with a story, and i'm so hopeful that it doesn't fail. i mean, i guess that's a lame thing to say. 'i hope people like it'... you know. but i really do hope that it makes people think, if nothing else.

anyway

second thing; a couple people have been saying i need an avatar. honestly, i have no idea what i'd use for one. i don't want to just grab some random pony image, because there are a million of those already... but at the same time, i don't have any type of emblem or symbol or thing that's recognizably 'me'. so yeah, i dunno. if anyone has suggestions and feels like including them in the comments, i'd be appreciative. i have no idea what would be appropriate, and i'm really tired of seeing that blank pony face staring at me, so i'm willing to consider different possibilities.

thanks anyone who tuned in for doing so, and god willing i will have this story done before the end of the month. though, things might be delayed a little bit due to proof-reading.

cheers.

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Comments ( 12 )

Woot new story

Reading over 25k words in one sitting?
That's...
That's pretty crazy, I won't lie.

654888
maybe by 'one sitting' i just meant not waiting for months at a time for new chapters to come out

i probably should change that
i'm gonna change that

Edit: i changed it

654889
Ah, I see what you mean.
No need to change it, it's fine as it is, I just... misinterpreted it. :twilightsheepish:

EDIT: By the way, about the whole "avatar" thing? Whenever I see someone without an avatar, I always think "darf". I've seen you without an avatar for so long it's now ingrained in my mind.

Define "Fail"?

Besides, I watch you not because of clop, but because of your skill at storytelling. I watch you for the stories of yours that have more to them than bare-minimum clop set up.

I'm eagerly anticipating what you're working on as you've consistently put out well written pieces of fiction and I have no doubt that this, while it might be different from what you normally put out, will be amazing :pinkiesmile:

+25k words, eh? This will be interesting.

I suppose I ought to throw in my two cents...

I, for one, am really excited for this giant, ambitious story. I'm not really a clop kind of brony; I just have an unhindered, and probably unhealthy, curiosity. In other words, the typical clopfic doesn't really do anything for me. I've subscribed regardless because I find that you have a lot of writing talent and you generally put a lot more effort into your story building compared to the typical one-shot quick fixes that swarm this site. I mean it.

Even on the stories that I would consider short such as Miss Me?, have a good amount of exposition in the beginning to set the scene well. Then there's Twilights Decent. I actually found myself intrigued by the plot synopsis and even more intrigued by the long, logical buildup and use of show (rather than tell for speed and brevity). Honestly, I thought 'Why don't people write clop with more depth like this? I wish there was more.' Though, I must remind myself I'm not there to get off quick and soon like the majority of my peers.

Honestly, I know I don't really represent the whole very well, but I'd like to say that I really want to read these kind of long ambitious projects, and beyond that, fuck the rules. If you really are driven to do this, then do it. Don't let what people think slow you down. There are more people that will appreciate this than you think.

If I'm being honest, I'd have to say that it's more than a little insulting that there seems to be this assumption in many areas of this site and others that liking clop = liking nothing but clop. That one somehow lacks the artistic chops to appreciate things more sophisticated than simple horsefucking.

I like a lot of things. I like your clop. I like things other than clop, whether they involve sex or not. And from the sounds of it, I may like what you've got brewing next.

So that's my opinion on it.

Just go find somebody to draw you an avatar

You shouldn't worry. Fortune favours ambition and perseverance. And unlike me, you have those things.

And to be honest, when I think of you, I think of the blank pony there. The same when I see the blank, I think darf. So you have an icon whether you like it or not.

Although I will agree it's quite mediocre. Maybe you can acquire a superior Blank. Then again, it is very hypocritical of me to insult your avatar, considering mine is a sigil with a hat.

I will wait as long as it takes^^

:yay: Sweeeeeeet

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