Shining Armour is a Goddamn Moron · 1:11am March 21st
This is an entry to a contest! The deadline is in two days, so I'm cutting it close. I wasn't going to write anything for it because it's (by their own admission) a sort of shitposty contest and I wasn't sure if I could vibe with that, but here we are. This fic actually took two attempts; I had to completely redo and rework the first version because despite my best efforts I couldn't get it to be funny. This one's much better. Give it a read, you lovely person you.
Adding to my lengthy read later list! and they extended the deadline by a week so you can always write another entry. ;)
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I caught that just as I was adding the fic to the contest group. If I'd known earlier, I wouldn't have released it to such a packed feature box! Oh well.