• Member Since 13th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen Yesterday

Super Trampoline


"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

More Blog Posts1101

  • 4 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

    Read More

    0 comments · 59 views
  • 4 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

    Read More

    4 comments · 69 views
  • 4 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

    Read More

    0 comments · 73 views
  • 7 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

    Read More

    1 comments · 81 views
  • 9 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

    Read More

    13 comments · 151 views
Feb
20th
2024

Please fill me in: What am I missing? · 4:45am February 20th

I get overwhelmed and am taking care of my disabled girlfriend, so I almost never check my feed anymore. Please, tell me the best stories, funniest stories, best blogs, spiciest blogs, drama, interesting things, important blogs, important stories, deaths, celebrations, etc. that have happened over the last half year? Or year. Or two years. Your choice. Like, PresentPerfect came out and I had no clue for months lol. I dunno. I feel a deep melancholy I'm sure anyone still here is intimately familiar with, of, well

“This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.”
-T.S. Eliot

So please, help me feel a little less disconnected.

Report Super Trampoline · 147 views ·
Comments ( 10 )

696969th user ID on Fimfiction was saved from the unrelenting bot swarm.

5769122
Nice

5769127
fuck lol. I'll tell my pegasister GF she lost the game and let you know the reaction

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

I am literally the only thing happening on Fimfiction, you're fine :V

Moderator Eldorado deleted a user's Ninjago crossover because it was (allegedly - I never read it) just the plot of the original TV show (allegedly - I never watched it) with all the characters swapped out for ponies, a direct violation the do-not-post rules. One half-informed game of telephone later, the user's fanbase and a bunch of other less-than-high-effort crossover writers kicked up this huge storm about how literally every crossover ever was now apparently at risk of being deleted by overzealous moderators who were "literally destroying the point of what Fanfiction represents" (an exact quote from someone's blog post, by the by, and believe me, there were loads of them).

The end result? A 100-signature change.org petition fighting for their right to flagrantly plagiarize with aplomb, complete with catastrophically poor grammar. Have to reckon Eldorado and co. are just gonna drop that one in the shredder.

Also, thanks to the inevitable post-hullabaloo crackdown, I am now significantly less confident in my plan to someday smuggle a Them's Fightin' Herds (RIP) fic onto the site. Well done, y'all.

5769166
Damn Eldorado is still around? XD also thank you for reminding me I really need to try playing them's fighting herds with an actual controller one of these days. I could never get the button combos down on keyboard whatsoever to save my life.

Also just an appreciation: them's fighting herds is such a fucking good name.

5769246
Same here, really. I think I spent the entire first (and now only…) chapter of the Story Mode endlessly spamming Arizona's heavy stomp because it was the only high-damage maneuver I could consistently pull off as a first-timer.

Also just an appreciation: them's fighting herds is such a fucking good name.

Thanks for that, Craig McCracken!

5769251
Did some of the game get like redacted or something?

Anyway that's a cool little tidbit that Craig McCracken came up with that!

5769253
Much, much worse than that, I'm afraid: last Thanksgiving, they announced that after the next content update (which is coming sometime in the next month or so IIRC), everything for Story Mode's getting cancelled except, like, a single stage backdrop originally meant for Chapter 2. In the time since then, it's come out that Modus concurrently fired all but 3 of Mane6's staff.

Long version: The archetypical post-crowdfunding potpourri of uncoordinated ambition drained their funds, the deal with Modus was meant to serve as a lifeline, the game underperformed for their standards (the would-be EVO 2020 exposure getting pulled out from under them didn't help), Modus tried to tread water by making Mane6 pump out DLC characters, it didn't work, and they opted to cut their losses.

Short, Trampoline-friendly-and-also-I'm-still-pissed version: Groovy, smashing, yay capitalism!

For what it's worth, Lauren Faust later tweeted that she hopes the rest of her story can still be released in some shape or form, but it wasn't in any official capacity and it's unclear if there's even a ghost of a chance that actually happens. In any case… yeah, it really freaking sucks.

5769260
Well, bark!*

* my GF and I have taken to using bark as a very flexible word, á la "fuck".

Login or register to comment