"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."
Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz
Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?