Alright, there isn't a lot to know about me, so...I'm dumb, and enjoy reading stories. Huzzah.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
There are about 170,000 other users with better and more ineresting things to look at than I do. What in blazes are you doing here?
It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.