A short story about bowling. I've never seen one on this site since I joined so... why not?

After some time of living in Ponyville you would've known all of the local hangouts right? Well the ponies here have a bowling alley and didn't tell you about it. Whelp... now I'm mad, time to take it out on some pins with some ponies.

You're name is Corvo Attano, the ex-body guard of the late Empress Jessamine. Due to a turn of events you were poisoned and sent adrift down the river. Upon seeing this the Outsider decides to take your body to another world, one that needs your help badly.

(If you haven't played the game I might be spoiling the best part)