Anacrusis:

Flutterwing:

For your viewing and imagination pleasure.

Well, we can make groups now. Why not join the Flutterheart fan group?

Flutterheart fan group!

Found out the other day that apparently you can publish your books and stories to iBooks without a publisher and sell them. Starting to wonder if I should place Flutterheart up there (Free of charge, unless they require a price) for all you users who wish to take Flutterheart on the go. Your thoughts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRy8qQwgErc

I'm famous on youtube!

"Alright Twilight, why are we here?" asked Trey, who's been in every OMG fic since I writes them.

"I'm going to make a clopfic and I want you to judge it."

"Who will be in your story?" asked Trey, hoping to be excluded while also hoping to be included.

"DickJumperMcSnookieMcCookieMcLovin'."

"Are you up to the task of writing one?" asked the pony version of Ron Jeremy.

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"I want you to taste these" She said, revealing two full grown Californis grizzly bears. I was on the ground before it even clicked. I glanced upwards and wove my head to the left as a set of 2 inch death claws plunged downward at me. they grazed the side of my face. it hurt like hell. one of them was sitting on my left arm; i couldn't move. I felt around for the coat hanger she'd thrown to the floor just minutes ago. a careless move for an agent, i thought to myself. i twisted it around my

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"Applejack you should do the prayer since you're southern and all southerners are religious and stuff and down homey and Godly and sexy."

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Spartan 117 looked at Indiana jones.

"Only one of us is going to make it out alive." he said.

"Son...I've destroyed Nazi submarines, singlehoofedly brought down criminal organizations, and fed somepony to a giant ant pile. What have you done with your life?"

"I once hurt your mother's feelings. Other than that, not much but destroying entire civilizations for Earth."

"Trey...cue the music. There's about to be a dramatic fight scene."

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"Hey Pinkie Pie!" said Rainbow Dash, staring at a piece of bubblegum.

"I'm up here, silly!" said Pinkie. Rainbow looked up, a blush on her face since she actually meant to practice on the bubblegum and not Pinkie.

"Oh. Let's hang out later."

"I'm still up here. You REALLY like gum, don't you? So do I! That's why I named Gummy Gummy!"

"That's hot. Let's develop a relationship."

"Lesbian relationship?" asked Trey, who apparently committed some sort of satanic ritual again.

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So here's a little story I made that got rejected from the site. Guess a blog post will suffice. Yeah, this is meant to be utterly stupid, so don't think it's meant to be great.

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“My name is Trey Love, and I live on Earth!”

“OOooooooooOOOOOooooooh....”

“And...I...I have...hands.”

“BLASPHEMY!” shouted the crowd of Bronies Anonymous, throwing chairs, flowers, hay, and babies at him. Long story short, I...he...went home and performed some satanic ritual.

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