Crossover fic OMG · 7:51pm Dec 18th, 2011

Spartan 117 looked at Indiana jones.

"Only one of us is going to make it out alive." he said.

"Son...I've destroyed Nazi submarines, singlehoofedly brought down criminal organizations, and fed somepony to a giant ant pile. What have you done with your life?"

"I once hurt your mother's feelings. Other than that, not much but destroying entire civilizations for Earth."

"Trey...cue the music. There's about to be a dramatic fight scene."

I suddenly cue the music, putting on some romantic Barry Manilo, Harry James, and other assorted soft jazz. Spartan 117 and Indiana looked at each other, confused. Their emotions were swirling. The music turned them on. Yet, they had a mutual hatred for each other. Equestria was only big enough for one of them, and Spartan 117 wanted it more. He'd had so many fanfics bring him in to this world. Only a few brought Jones in here.

"Maybe we have time for a quick makeout session." said Spartan 117. "Then I kick your ass."

Long story short, Master Chief had to buy new wipers for his helemt because he didn't take it off. I laughed to myself as the scene ensued before I changed the music to something that would make them dance. Long story short, I changed the music and have a brand new black eye.

BUMBADABUMBUM! BUM BA DA BUM BUM! BUM BA DA BUM BUM, BUM BA DA BUUUUUUM!

Indiana and Master Chief fought it out while Pinkie Pie watched, popcorn in her hands which were really hooves but crossover fics fuck that up all the time.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Suddenly, a mushroom pipe appeared out of nowhere and Mario, a white pony with a red and blue mane and blue eyes and a thick moustache that would tickle you like a worm crawling across your face stepped out.

"It's a me...Mario." he said dramatically. Trey cued the music and the three fought amongst themselves. Long story short, the entire cast of Smash Brother brawl appeared and then every single character in the history of man. This following story is a major fic from a crossover currently in progress:

"Bitch, I'll pop a cap in your ass!" said Little Wang, disgraced ex-rapper.
"Sorry son, I couldn't understand that thick black accent of yours." said Tommy Lee Jones, who was actually that one guy from MIB.
"Guys, let's not fight." said Twilight. "We need to work together to solve this problem. WEE"
"Wee Wee Wee all you want." said the little piggy. "I'm goin home!"
"What if he's innocent?" said Henry Fonda.
"It's our job to protect him." said Atticus Finch. Henry and Atticus embraced each other tightly, working out the case details as Master Chief, Indiana jones, and Hitler argued amongst themselves. Schindler kept to himself whilst Asher Lev looked for an escape route.
"Seriously, we need to kill that dragon."
"Send Fluttershy." said Trey. "I saw that episode."
Long story short, every single character is mentioned in the following billion word paragraph.
Long story short they kill the dragon. Fluttershy is victorious and Trey passionately kisses her, returning home to their two kids to become a family again.
Long story short, Snooki has sex with most of the crossover ponies. Sad part is, she never turned into a pony because that would disgrace all ponykind. (Much like BackAHEMdraftAHEM) So she likes beastiality and shit but we already knew that. Good part is, ponies cannot contract human venereal diseases and vice versa but not like I've kept a mental note for future experiments when I get lonely and desperate.
Long story short, the end. Or is it? By the way, Goku was there and so was Frank Sinatra. And beethoven and Vinyl and we all had a huge orgy and stuff. SPIDERSES