Sadfic OMG · 1:14am Jan 4th, 2012
"Applejack you should do the prayer since you're southern and all southerners are religious and stuff and down homey and Godly and sexy."
"Ok." said Appleacjk, looking over the dead, rotting corpse lying in the casket. "Lord, we are here to honor the memory of one of our most misunderstood ponies, DickjumperMcSnookieMcCookieMcLovin', the best porn star who was equally good at jumping, running, fucking snookie, fucking in general, eating cookies, and eating annoying teens from movies that suck ass. His cutie mark was perhaps the most misunderstood of our time, seeing as it was just a penis with a sombrero cooking a teenager while fucking snookie during a jumping run. His cutie mark took up his entire body, since his penis couldn't fit it all in there. My God, he had a huge penis. His penis was so fucking huge...it was like the second biggest penis in all of Equestria...I mean that thing was like...wow. He couldn't fit it all in me...so I had to gently grab it and..."
"sHUT UP! stupid caps lock. That's far enough, Applejack. Just out of curiosity...if he had the second biggest penis, who's the first?"
Trey and FLuttershy both coughed a bit while motioning to Trey. Trey. It was Trey. Trey has the biggger penis. IF YOU COUKDN'T TELL WHERE THIS WAS GOING I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS OUT THERE, CELESTIA DAMMIT! Got it? Good.
"Oh. I should have figured from all my daydreams. Ok I will say a few words as well." said Twilight, raunchily glancing over at the corpse and the next 5 minutes is harccore necro from Twi.
"Ok I said a few words like OH and Yay and let's get on with it."
"Well..." began Trey. "...I must say I do not like to speak ill of the dead, but he was my biggest penis competition. He would terrorize small villages, smashing everything in his way when he acheived an erection. I destroyed Tokyo on more than one occasion. GODZILLA SPIDERSES"
"This is getting fucking stupid let"s just bury this son of a fillyMcSnookieton. And so they [past tense verb] the body, after [present tense verb] some words over him.
Then, they all [past tense verb] home, and [Pony] and [pony] [past tense verb]. And all was [adjective] with the world. [Pony 1] went on to become the [adjective] [occupation] in all of [country], while [pony 2] had lots of [activity. Sex. Sex Sex. write sex here.] with [Pony1].
[different pony] wound up [present tense verb] [dragon], making him [past tense verb] her, to [verb] his own ambitions.
Meanwhile, DickjumperMcSnookieMcCookieMcLovin' {past tense verb} in his grave.
BUT YEAH EVERYPONY CRIED CAUSE IT'S A [PRESENT TENSE VERB] SADFIC SO SHED SOME [VERB ENDING IN ING] TEARS, YOU [female organ of copulation].
Written by Trey Love and nopony else.
P.S...my Dick may or may not really be that big. Ladies inquire elsewhere.
.... I see your Schwarts is as big as mine!
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that's... beautiful. That thing in my eye is a tear, the manliest any human will ever shed