Shipfic omg · 8:22am Dec 17th, 2011
"Hey Pinkie Pie!" said Rainbow Dash, staring at a piece of bubblegum.
"I'm up here, silly!" said Pinkie. Rainbow looked up, a blush on her face since she actually meant to practice on the bubblegum and not Pinkie.
"Oh. Let's hang out later."
"I'm still up here. You REALLY like gum, don't you? So do I! That's why I named Gummy Gummy!"
"That's hot. Let's develop a relationship."
"Lesbian relationship?" asked Trey, who apparently committed some sort of satanic ritual again.
"Not with you here!" said Gummy who was suddenly anthropomorphized. Trey raised his eyebrows seductively and a few sentences of sexing occurred while Pinkie and Rainbow watched and Twilight joined in.
"You two are going to date by the book." she said, grabbing a copy of Flutterheart, which was now in major circulation.
"Hey, that's my book!" said Trey
"I also have your diary FUCK OFF yes ma'am, I'm a creepy dutch bitch..." she continued as the three of them looked on in horror.
"O...k..."said Rainbow Dash, not eager to date conventionally. "What first?"
"Take her out to a nice, romantic dinner." said Twilight.
***
"I'll take the green asparagus salad with bleu cheese and balsamic vinaigrette, topped with...hm...would you recommend the champagne au lait, or the Maxime de leaux tablet wine?"
"...would you like to supersize that?" said the chick but she was really a pony and they were at a fast food restaurant and this part is here because the story was becoming too serious and stuff. They had candlelight dinners and stuff. It was romantic. here's a detailed description of black penises. And by black penises, I mean Big Mac. And by big mac, I mean the dinner they ate, which wasn't actually black penises.
** and I missed a *
Rainbow Dash looked at Pinkie pie. Her face, when properly illuminated under the darkness, by the sole candle placed between the fast food grass they had ordered, had a strangely sinister look, though it was a very attractive one. Dash, unable to control her emotions, twinkled her eyelashes vigorously. Pinkie Pie couldn't help but laugh. When Rainbow Dash worked hard to impress her, she was so cute...even though she was a lesbian. Pinkie was always open-minded, but Rainbow seemed to sway her interest more for the filly fooler. It may have been a derogatory term, but Pinkie agreed...she would love to fool with that filly. Oh the things she would do to her. Pinkie would just rip her open and make love to her intestines CUPCAKES
***
"Sorry, what were you saying, Pinkie?" asked Rainbow Dash. Pinkie regained consciousness after blacking out to Pinkamena CUPCAKES "Something about my insides?"
"Oh...yes, I love every bit of you. I love you insides and outs! will you fuck me?"
"SHouldn't we get married first?"
TWILIGHT MARRY US ALREADY YPLEsSE
BUT YOU TWO ARE GETTING MARRIED MARRY US I DON'T UNDERSTAND CCCCCCCOMBOBREAKER.
"I now pronounce you man and wife but not realy because that's for humans like trey who snap their dicks in half and stuff so I actually pronounce you mare and cotl. but you're actually mare and mare FUCK THIS I GIVE UP."
"So, now that we have each other, what will we do?"
"Why was I even in this story?" asked Trey, who frolicked about naked elsewhere to find Fluttershy since they're in love in some stupid fucking story that will never be as popular as this one when I get billions of hits. Flutterheart is fucking stupid and doesn't even make a real shipfic. Psh. Who seriously has manners and doesn't want to fuck that sweet ass? Psh. trey's a pussy but not really because he's a real man and he's writing this story and I love you. SPIDERWAIT WE ALREADY SAID THAT CUPCAKES.
"I want to take you down to my basement I have lots of...BDSM stuff for you to try said Pinkie CUPCAKES" oops quotes and that quote joke is overused, like the condoms Rainbow Dash is about to use which seems stupid since they're both mares and stuff.
anyways i'm sure there is some sort of awesome funny dramatic ending i could make but i won;t because it's late at night and this story sucks ass anyway just liek Trey's dating life I heard that fuck you ok now go sit in the corner and reflect on your lonely life done better no and that was totally a conversation without punctuation marks english is a beautiful thing isnt it yes it is fuck off noob.
Trey love publications. Any unauthorize misprints, typos, or mentionings of this shitty story prohibited by laws and punsihable by nothing but it would be good manners.
woot!
I give this a flying cucumber topped with a RAINBOW COCK-A-DOODLE-DITZY DOO!!!
Luna: WHY AREN'T THESE CLOPFIXED? I FERGUTS TO TERN EFF KEPSLUCK EN NAO I IZ NOOT YEELIN. HEY LOOK A KKAT! KEDRLKMNJZDIBHDJTOIB FXMRIDNHOIGJIS'O HGSALKNO['JDPO ZMJ'POJG ;'LDKMRE YSPWL; /BLITTLEPIP AS;LK SZ JDRGJZ RJEDJGRZJOIWSE;GOIRJ VGIR;UJA[WED'V G KA PWA[UHOMAGEDXCKLR JZSIRG T5RD HSVELV3YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSTR3MEDEYXDCRFT NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TO HACK THIS TERMINAL JOO NEED A LVL 69 SNEEK
DID I WIN THE INTERNET?
*BIG BOOM*
HAPPY END!
...at least my story made sense.
Wut
that was funny but suddenly it dint make sense
2107 Thank you, for I know remember why we're supposed to hate guests.