Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I type stories using my hands