If you're not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? Hm!? - Writer, Polite cur & overall Gentleman.

Cloppity clop of unusualness

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I am the second alone in a faceless crowd a human caught in monochrome dreams I scream to wake up my voice drowns deep underground only the dead can hear me see me

-slams fist on desk- Just because I have incontinence doesn’t mean I can’t have a diaper fetish!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.