I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Right I have a story idea but as you lot don't like someone else right it. "Christopher Walken in Equestria" why cause he makes Pinkie look normal. Yeah I just said that

Just call me Poly. P-O-L-Y. Sound it out with me. PAW-LEE. Not POH-LEE; Poly. And no, it is not a girl's name.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.