• Member Since 9th Sep, 2012
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Listie The Scribe Maid


Don't mind me, I'm just passing through. I might stop to write a "comedy" story every now and again, but I highly doubt it.

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Luna's kinda frustrated. It's one of those rare nights when it seems like nopony's having any nightmares. Except for one pony. Sadly, this one just so happens to be short. And stupid. And has such a heavy duty. Also, the devil.

Based off of the song of the same name by Spın̈al Tap. Rated "T" because I just wanna make some ears bleed.

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One day, Trixie visits Twilight, bringing a book Twilight had been waiting for... But Trixie doesn't have it. So, instead, Trixie gives Twilight a necklace in an attempt to make up for it. But it doesn't. Instead, it throws Trixie and Twilight into the same body. And it messes around with her friends as well. Now they're in different bodies. But, wait, if Twilight is sharing a body with Trixie, why is whoever's in Pinkie's body claiming to be Twilight? And who gives a crap about Terra?

A mash-up parody of Of Two Minds by CTVulpin and Into The Blender by AnnonyMouse. Parodied with permission, of course. Rated "T" because I always rate my stuff "T". Cover art inspired by Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch, drawn by your's truly, and is only temporary until I can get somebody to make better art. Oh, and Lyra, Spike and Bonbon are in this. It's just that the character tags wouldn't let me select them.

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Somewhere in Canterlot, a bed and bath for foals has opened, run by Second "You" Pony. Inside, as stated, she bathes ponies and puts them to sleep. Sounds innocent enough. Would could go wrong? Well... I'm writing it. What do you expect?

A parody of Bathtime For Ponies by Derpsanddinks404 and Bedtime For Ponies by ScooterFiction, with their permission, of course. Rated "T" because I always do that. Original art done by Killryde.

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Mary Sue gets invited to Nyx's birthday party! However, Mary really isn't that fond of ol' Nyxie and with Plottie bugging her, it isn't getting any more tolerable.

Rated "T" because I can and I did. Inspired by an arc in Calvin & Hobbes and based off of characters created by Pen Stroke and KingofSquirrelz.

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Luna and Celestia have a perfectly normal conversation. A perfectly normal conversation... With descriptions because a voice told them to.

Rated "T" because we gotta build a Deth Starr... DETH STARR, IT'S A BUCKING SHIP-

The original fiction is here if you wanna see it.

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Chrysalis comes up with the best idea ever: Turn everypony into a Changeling! Apparently this is supposed to help her take over Equestria or something. Too bad things don't work out the way they're supposed to.

My response to all those Changeling fanfictions made nowadays. Rated "T" for sexual reference and more censored swearing.

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Rainbow Dash is one day randomly turning the pages of a comic (well, she is blind) when, all of a sudden, she gets pulled inside!... For about two minutes. A parody of the "Take On Me" music video. Rated "teen" because... Uh... Pipe wrench!

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