I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.
"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)