Something-something horse narrations.

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

Hey, name's Mike, I'm a bit of an idiot. More of an artist than a writer, but I hope you enjoy the stories I worked hard to create.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Too much to write; too little time