• Member Since 24th Jun, 2012
  • offline last seen March 23rd

Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

Jun
23rd
2014

I Have the Right to Remain Scared · 11:18am Jun 23rd, 2014

Honestly, I've been a bit scared before in my life. It doesn't happen often when I'm literally, legitimately scared of something, but this...

The level of scared I am is near ridiculous.

The last two nights in a row, I've had very similar dreams, but only near the end of the dream does it turn into what's familiar to me now. Whatever I was dreaming before turned into what this thing wants me to dream, and it seems specific.

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May
30th
2014

Come One, Come All! A Royal Announcement! · 12:43am May 30th, 2014

Everyone seated well? Everyone comfortable?
Too bad!

I now welcome: Princess Celestia!
*cheering ensues*

"Hello, my faithful followers- no, subjec-... Crede? Is followers good, or subjects? Either way it feels like I'm leading a cul-"

We'll be right back with these messages!
Messages. More messages. Good? Good.

Welcome back! Everyone feeling alright?
Well you shouldn't be! That's what you're here for.

I now welcome: Princess Celestia!

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May
22nd
2014

Oh Well. · 6:03pm May 22nd, 2014

Passed out last night before I could see anything.
I wonder if that says something about the capability of my brain or not.

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May
20th
2014

Slowly... But Surely... · 8:21pm May 20th, 2014

It began with slight auditory hallucinations.
Just a few breaths or licking sounds right beside my ear when I look and nothing's there.
Then a few days later it went to knocking sounds across the room.
I have two dogs, and neither of them heard it.
They usually go crazy at any knocking sounds, but that knocking they didn't mind.
I know I didn't do it, and nothing is near any windows, doors or even walls.

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Apr
8th
2014

The Multitude of Questions That Supposedly let you Know More About ME! AKA Way More Than 20 Questions. · 6:11pm Apr 8th, 2014

1. What's your name?
My online alias' are:
Kalreas
Voice
DisembodiedHand
Niamell
You can call me any of those, as I'd prefer to keep my real name to myself.
Preferably "Kal" though, if you call me anything.

2. How old are you?
17.

3. What country do you live in?
Virginia.

4. What do you look like?
A cross between Matt Smith, Justin Bieber and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

5. Who do you wish you looked like?
Matt Smith.

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Mar
30th
2014

So Old News, But Oh Well · 10:14am Mar 30th, 2014

On the subject of the ending of Season 3 of the show, in which the Cutie Marks were exchanged and re-acquired.

Cutie Marks are simply physical reminders of a certain pony's natural talent, and what they were gifted with. Sure, they're good at other things as well just like anyone else, but what they excel at is being reminded to them on a day-by-day basis by their own flank. They literally can't forget or avoid their purpose in life.

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Mar
21st
2014

So I Made A Little Somethin' Somethin' · 4:41am Mar 21st, 2014

That is all.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

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Mar
16th
2014

So I Tried Something... · 7:20pm Mar 16th, 2014


Okay who the heck is Dan Brow-

Dan Brown (born June 22, 1964) is an American author of thriller fiction who is best known for the 2003 bestselling novel, The Da Vinci Code.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

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Mar
6th
2014

So I'm Doing Something Embarrassing Now. · 1:16am Mar 6th, 2014

I'm getting a collection of sexy pictures on my computer now.

1: They aren't ponies or pony related.
2: They are cropped, which means no nipples/genitals.

Any other questions about this, I'll answer against my better judgement.
Also if you want to see a few of the pics ((randomly selected)) then shoot me a PM. While they aren't NSFW, I don't quite feel comfortable posting images on here.

So yeah, that's one of the things that I've been up to lately.

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Mar
4th
2014

... Yes, Google. I Did. · 9:14pm Mar 4th, 2014

...
What

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