Sure, Tender/Trenderhoof was an annoying character, but when is there not an annoying character you have to deal with?
The moment he saw Applejack and hearts started flying around, my heart sunk and fire surrounded me.
...
That's not strange, is it?
Anyways.

So, the entire episode was about staying the way you are despite whether or not you get who you want to love you.

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TENDERHOOF B-

...ahem...

I'll see how this plays out.

Today, I did something I thought wouldn't happen for at least a few years.
I made myself cry to my own voice acting.

'S some serious stuff.
I hardly ever cry.
And today I managed to officially make myself cry to my own voice.

Interesting.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

You may be initially wondering why MPWFoE is tagged, and I'll get to that in a minute.

So!
11,000+ story views! Wow. Here I thought I'd never get past five thousand, even with a dozen stories.
Delicacy and MPWFoE proved me wrong. Nearly half of my story views are thanks to those two; and all of you that were willing to read them.
So, in honor of getting over 150 likes on MPWFoE and this special occasion of over 11,000 story views...

I am continuing Pumpkin and Pound's adventures!

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Specifically ones I don't have... Considering I don't think I have any.
At least not the ones I want to write about.
Those being:
- Muteness
- Blindness
- Amnesia

Those three specifically are the most intriguing to me, possibly because I want to at least feel what it's like to be in their shoes.
I'm already writing one about a mute pony.
I've had an idea in the works for the amnesia thing.
Blindness is kindofa subject I'm scared to touch, but I really want to delve into.

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Warning: Long blog post.

[3:13:54 AM] Kalreas Kyte: going to bed
[3:14:05 AM] Best Friend: THIS EARLY!?!
[3:14:32 AM] Kalreas Kyte: yesh.
[3:14:39 AM] Best Friend: :(
[3:14:42 AM] Kalreas Kyte: Now if you'll excuse me
[3:14:46 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I have sleep to get
[3:14:49 AM] Best Friend: :/ i might die
[3:14:52 AM] Kalreas Kyte: so I can properly do things tomorrow
[3:14:58 AM] Best Friend: ???
[3:15:16 AM] Kalreas Kyte: BECAUSE ALL THOSE MESSAGES WERE SENT AT PI AM

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[7:53:05 PM] Friend: HOLY DAMN
[7:53:19 PM] Friend: I just read a sentence and I do not regret reading that
[7:53:57 PM] Kalreas Kyte: ... do I want to know?
[7:54:15 PM] Friend: May I paste on here?
[7:54:21 PM] Kalreas Kyte: ... sure
[7:54:26 PM] Friend: “P-please.” She shook in anticipation, *insert dirty quote of MPWFoE scene*
[7:55:19 PM] Kalreas Kyte: Yeah well... y'know
[7:56:19 PM] Friend: brain stahp thinking these things y u image

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I did it.
I think I did.
I tried.

I tried to write something funny.
Would anyone like to look at my attempt at being funny? PM me and I'll give you the GDoc of my attempt.
I might release it if it's good enough.

...

Oh God...

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

I've found that no matter how hard I try, I can never seem to write anything with comedic value.
I try, like I did in the second chapter with MPWFoE, but I never really even snickered at my own work, which led me to doubt myself in the long run; yet post the chapter anyway.
Of course, it went a little better than I expected, but my biggest problem is comedic work. I can't seem to find any place for comedy in my brain.
Give me something serious to write about, and I'll do it easily.

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Seriously, these people are amazing.
The art that surrounds them is almost even more amazing.
Almost.

SWEETIE BELLE.
"The first time I opened my mouth to speak, a steam escaped to the air... and black oil dripped from my lips and onto the ground."
-Automatonic Electronic Harmonics

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