I'm Drunk When I'm Tired

Warning: Long blog post.

[3:13:54 AM] Kalreas Kyte: going to bed
[3:14:05 AM] Best Friend: THIS EARLY!?!
[3:14:32 AM] Kalreas Kyte: yesh.
[3:14:39 AM] Best Friend: :(
[3:14:42 AM] Kalreas Kyte: Now if you'll excuse me
[3:14:46 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I have sleep to get
[3:14:49 AM] Best Friend: :/ i might die
[3:14:52 AM] Kalreas Kyte: so I can properly do things tomorrow
[3:14:58 AM] Best Friend: ???
[3:15:16 AM] Kalreas Kyte: BECAUSE ALL THOSE MESSAGES WERE SENT AT PI AM
[3:16:11 AM] Kalreas Kyte: BED.
[3:16:13 AM] Kalreas Kyte: WEAWOGAKJEPGJKAREGAPOLRJGAPORGJAPOERGJA
[3:16:20 AM] Kalreas Kyte: if you can, do look over that comedy
[3:16:28 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I'd appreciate it
[3:16:33 AM] Best Friend: i read it all
[3:16:37 AM] Kalreas Kyte: make sure to tell me if it's coherent or not
[3:16:46 AM] Best Friend: its coherant enough
[3:16:48 AM] Kalreas Kyte: odd it never showed you on
[3:16:55 AM] Best Friend: maybe add some more monologues
[3:17:07 AM] Best Friend: later in the story at least
[3:17:14 AM] Kalreas Kyte: "I am jesus" *flops onto the surface of the lake*
[3:19:03 AM] Best Friend: it happens ya know XD
[3:21:42 AM] Kalreas Kyte: GOODNIGHT
[3:22:33 AM] Kalreas Kyte: goodbye jesus
[3:22:38 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I'm too young
[3:22:42 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I need an adult
[3:22:49 AM] Best Friend: lol
[3:23:23 AM] Kalreas Kyte: but then
[3:23:28 AM] Kalreas Kyte: that's where he says
[3:23:31 AM] Kalreas Kyte: "I am an adult"
[3:23:36 AM] Kalreas Kyte: and pulls me up
[3:23:40 AM] Kalreas Kyte: and i'd be like
[3:23:45 AM] Kalreas Kyte: "YOU RAISE ME UUUUUUP"
[3:23:58 AM] Best Friend: and give me da TTTAAACCCOOOO
[3:24:17 AM] Best Friend: OH IM RAISED UP
[3:24:18 AM] Kalreas Kyte: "SO I CAN STAND ON TACOS"
[3:24:28 AM] Kalreas Kyte: "YOU RAISE ME UUUUP"
[3:24:40 AM] Best Friend: THANK GOD FOR NO BORRITO!
[3:24:43 AM] Kalreas Kyte: "TO MORE THAN I CAN EAT."
[3:25:04 AM] Best Friend: CUZ WITH U I GET!
[3:25:42 AM] Kalreas Kyte: you know what you are
[3:25:45 AM] Kalreas Kyte: A HORRIBLE PERSON
[3:25:49 AM] Kalreas Kyte: we didn't even test for that
[3:26:03 AM] Kalreas Kyte: you lazy-enabler
[3:26:10 AM] Kalreas Kyte: by making me not be lazy
[3:26:16 AM] Kalreas Kyte: and go to bed
[3:26:21 AM] Kalreas Kyte: LIKE I SHOULD BE DOING
[3:26:23 AM] Kalreas Kyte: BUT YOU
[3:26:26 AM] Kalreas Kyte: AND YOUR DAMN
[3:26:28 AM] Kalreas Kyte: DISTRACTIONS
[3:26:48 AM] Kalreas Kyte: YOU WORTHLESS
[3:26:49 AM] Kalreas Kyte: SACK
[3:26:50 AM] Kalreas Kyte: OF OATS
[3:26:53 AM] Kalreas Kyte: ...
[3:26:57 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I-I'm sorry
[3:27:03 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I
[3:27:07 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I KNOW
[3:27:09 AM] Kalreas Kyte: your family
[3:27:12 AM] Kalreas Kyte: is whole-grain
[3:27:57 AM] Kalreas Kyte: why ain't you talkin'
[3:28:01 AM] Kalreas Kyte: c'mon
[3:28:02 AM] Kalreas Kyte: do yer
[3:28:05 AM] Kalreas Kyte: "allonsy"
[3:28:07 AM] Kalreas Kyte: come on
[3:28:09 AM] Kalreas Kyte: say-
[3:28:13 AM] Kalreas Kyte: say de-
[3:28:16 AM] Kalreas Kyte: "allonsy"
[3:28:22 AM] Kalreas Kyte: c'mon
[3:28:29 AM] Kalreas Kyte: COME ON WILL SMITH
[3:28:32 AM] Kalreas Kyte: SAY ALLONSY
[3:28:38 AM] Kalreas Kyte: YOU HAVE THE POWER
[3:28:57 AM] Kalreas Kyte: TO OVERRULE HYRULE
[3:29:01 AM] Kalreas Kyte: you just-
[3:29:07 AM] Kalreas Kyte: you need to try more force
[3:29:10 AM] Kalreas Kyte: can't be lazy
[3:29:13 AM] Kalreas Kyte: triforce next time
[3:29:30 AM] Kalreas Kyte: can't- can't go... can't be goin' around
[3:29:40 AM] Kalreas Kyte: all peachy
[3:29:47 AM] Kalreas Kyte: gettin' gaptured
[3:29:58 AM] Kalreas Kyte: THEN YA AIN'T NO HERO
[3:30:03 AM] Kalreas Kyte: and you gotta be
[3:30:06 AM] Kalreas Kyte: yer-
[3:30:09 AM] Kalreas Kyte: yer awkward man
[3:30:11 AM] Kalreas Kyte: remembeh?
[3:30:27 AM] Kalreas Kyte: DANNY DEVITO
[3:30:28 AM] Kalreas Kyte: TALK TO ME
[3:30:50 AM] Kalreas Kyte: THIS IS HERACLES
[3:31:02 AM] Kalreas Kyte: LEGEND OF TARZAN
[3:31:08 AM] Kalreas Kyte: with the coconut weapons
[3:31:30 AM] Kalreas Kyte: and the master chief
[3:31:43 AM] Kalreas Kyte: unless yer outside
[3:31:53 AM] Kalreas Kyte: then you can't smell the chiefs chef work
[3:32:16 AM] Kalreas Kyte: the chief's chef work rivals that of every chef out there because the chief is chef in our country
[3:32:31 AM] Kalreas Kyte: take a deep breath of it
[3:32:34 AM] Kalreas Kyte: get real high
[3:32:38 AM] Kalreas Kyte: y'know
[3:32:46 AM] Kalreas Kyte: ...
[3:32:54 AM] Kalreas Kyte: HHHEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEYYEYEYEAH
[3:33:13 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I SAID HEY
[3:33:25 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I see how it is
[3:33:31 AM] Kalreas Kyte: between us
[3:33:41 AM] Kalreas Kyte: FINE
[3:33:45 AM] Kalreas Kyte: I'LL SHOW YOU
[3:33:47 AM] Kalreas Kyte: the
[3:33:48 AM] Kalreas Kyte: the-
[3:33:55 AM] Kalreas Kyte: de CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
[3:34:05 AM] Kalreas Kyte: gonna kook up the nuts
[3:34:07 AM] Kalreas Kyte: in the pan
[3:34:35 AM] Kalreas Kyte: aaaannnnndd www-wwwweerrrrrreee ggooonnnnnaaaa
[3:34:45 AM] Kalreas Kyte: hava goood tttiiiiimmmeee
[3:34:50 AM] Kalreas Kyte: wheee-

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This is why I don't stay up late.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice