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Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

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  • 439 weeks
    Not Again

    Another accident?

    ...

    Oh no. Magically?

    ...

    No. No, this will not stand. I will not allow this again.

    ...

    I know what happened to the last human, Shining Armor. I know full well, better than you.

    ...

    I have this under control. It's not like they have much more than their bodies to fight back with. We have the upper hoof.

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  • 443 weeks
    I May Not

    I may not reach the deadline I set of 12/20/15 for the release of the sequel to MPWFoE. And I apologize.
    I may not be releasing the updated Delicacy as I'd wanted to.
    I may not be surprising many of you if you know me and have followed me for a while.
    I may not be making much sense, and I may not be very relevant or important right now.

    I may not be writing what I said I'd write.

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  • 452 weeks
    A Hundred Followers And More

    Huh.
    Well would you look at that.
    And I didn't even try for the last one.
    Feels somehow unrewarding for getting a follower randomly, but hey. I'm not knockin' ya.
    unlessyouwantmeto

    So anyway, it's been a while. Comparatively, been a while. Like... since my last blog post, not since...
    youknowwhatImean

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  • 455 weeks
    Reasons

    Why this?
    Why that?
    Why then?
    Why them?
    Why? Just... why?

    Let me answer your questions.


    Why this?
    A 'Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog' sequel. Why this?

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  • 459 weeks
    Pumped Up

    I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

    "Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

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Jan
27th
2014

Problems I've Found With my Writing · 3:45am Jan 27th, 2014

I've found that no matter how hard I try, I can never seem to write anything with comedic value.
I try, like I did in the second chapter with MPWFoE, but I never really even snickered at my own work, which led me to doubt myself in the long run; yet post the chapter anyway.
Of course, it went a little better than I expected, but my biggest problem is comedic work. I can't seem to find any place for comedy in my brain.
Give me something serious to write about, and I'll do it easily.
Give me something funny to write about, and you'll never see it.

Another problem is that I often seem to find that I need to re-read my own things several dozens of times in order to find errors or whatnot that sneak their way into my writing; specifically, continuity is one of said things. I can't write a steady progression of multiple days passing because my brain forces out 90% of my day as useless lately, so I have absolutely no idea how to pull off anything coherent.
Sure, I can write about small things, little things that occur in a single day, but I have a much harder time writing anything longer than that.
A lot of the time, whenever I try to find room for comedy in anything I write, my brain seems to go crawl back into the dark corner of nothingness. Everything that deviates from the normal everyday occurrences, my brain marks as awkward and unwanted; thus I can't bring comedy to myself.

For instance, I was watching the season four episode: Flight to the Finish.
The entire time that they were first introducing Rainbow Dash to their performance, I wanted to just shut the audio off, or skip ahead because I was so embarrassed by the situation. I don't know why exactly, it's just... my brain marks it off as a really silly thing that could have been avoided.
Possibly my fear of preforming anything in-front of anyone kinda kicked in, but it's just the performance part where they were showing RD.
The entire time, I just recoiled back into my seat and wanted no part in it.

Is that strange?

Either way... I stand by this statement, no matter how awkward I may feel.

"If I can make one person smile, it's enough for me."

Even though I may never fulfill that role.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

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