The Multitude of Questions That Supposedly let you Know More About ME! AKA Way More Than 20 Questions.

1. What's your name?
My online alias' are:
Kalreas
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Niamell
You can call me any of those, as I'd prefer to keep my real name to myself.
Preferably "Kal" though, if you call me anything.

2. How old are you?
17.

3. What country do you live in?
Virginia.

4. What do you look like?
A cross between Matt Smith, Justin Bieber and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

5. Who do you wish you looked like?
Matt Smith.

6. How did you come across MLP?
Bunch of jokes online spiraled into me looking up where it came from, spiraling to many days of refusing to watch it, then several days of marathonning it.

7. Favorite Ship and Why?
I'd have to say... just because of the cuteness around them, RainbowShy.

8. Least favorite ship?
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Trenderhoof and Applejack.
If I ever see a ship of those two, I'm going to hang myself.

9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies?
Couple of days after I started watching and really getting into it, I told my best friend on the internet, and he just laughed at first. Then as the days followed he was just like "You're serious about this!" I laughed.
Good times.

10. Were they family?
Yeah, I also told family. That didn't turn out too well to begin with, but we're alright now.

11. Favorite Episode?
Bats!
... I've literally listened to the Bats song over a thousand times now.

12. Favorite superhero?
Spiderman, simply because of his mobility.

13. Fave Anti-hero?
Lex Luther.

14. Fave Supervillain?
The Joker.

15. Fave antivillain?
Batman.

16. The last book you read?
The entire Maximum Ride series. Seriously, those books are amazing.

17. Last movie you watched?
Knights of Badassdom. Actually pretty dinky in a lot of ways, but a pretty good movie nonetheless.

18. Favorite song at the moment?

19. Fave song you keep coming back to?

20. Current job?
Don't have one.

21. What's your ideal future job?
Pro gaming as my main thing, but I'd like to keep a secondary, part-time, job.

22. Dream job?
Professional gaming.

23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life?
Greatest achievement would be... Convincing my sister that bronies aren't either all gay or all man-children.
Seriously she hated me for a good while after I told her I was a brony, and what it meant.

24. Greatest Failure?
Disappointing my dad in a multitude of ways.

25. Do you have pets?
Yes, our household has two small dogs, and one of them belongs to me.
And by that I mean literally follows me around everywhere.

26. What's your dream pet?
Husky or a cat.

27. Any weapons you own?
I don't own any real weapons other than two swords given to me by my uncles, I just use large tools such as a mattock or a wood-chopping axe as weapons and train with those occasionally.

28. Any gun you want?
Barrett M99.

29. What religion are you?
Half-way between Atheist and Christian.
Trust me, I'm confused too.

30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day?
Abraham Lincoln.

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?
Anne Frank.

32. Are you political?
Hate.

33. Are you married?
Nope.

34. Do you have a special somepony?
Nope.

35. Do you have a crush?
Nope.
Never bothered with anything like that.

36. Care to explain?
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Nope.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
...
HAH!
You're funny.
...
Wait, you're serious.
Well... Not really.

38. If you could hang with any living person?
Adam Harrington, the voice actor for Shaco in League of Legends.

39. Favorite Pony?
Applejack, without a doubt.

40. Any embarrassing secrets?
A few. None that I'm really willing to share here yet.

41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?
For art, I can't draw worth anything because of how my brain works when I make stuff myself.
For writing, the thing I'm most proud of is... not released here yet.
It will be soon though!

42. Are you a virgin?
Loud and proud yes.

43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?
Nearly gotten lost in the woods with a few younger family members.

44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret?
Nearly knocking the crap out of my youngest... nephew, I think he is.

45. Do you have a fetish?
Trust bondage.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Nope.

47. Fave FIM stories?
The Cold Hand of Death and I Might Have Been.
Oh, and AJ's trilogy, as well as Jet Howitzer's Fireflies and his entire Nameless Romance series.
Especially The Color of Apples.

48. Fave quote?
I can't remember what it was, but it was some inspirational shit that would stick with you the rest of your life.

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?
NO.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly?
Yes.

Good lord that took a while.

If you want any more info, well... Good luck, because I'm gonna be offline for a while now.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice