• Member Since 24th Jun, 2012
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Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

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  • 435 weeks
    Not Again

    Another accident?

    ...

    Oh no. Magically?

    ...

    No. No, this will not stand. I will not allow this again.

    ...

    I know what happened to the last human, Shining Armor. I know full well, better than you.

    ...

    I have this under control. It's not like they have much more than their bodies to fight back with. We have the upper hoof.

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  • 440 weeks
    I May Not

    I may not reach the deadline I set of 12/20/15 for the release of the sequel to MPWFoE. And I apologize.
    I may not be releasing the updated Delicacy as I'd wanted to.
    I may not be surprising many of you if you know me and have followed me for a while.
    I may not be making much sense, and I may not be very relevant or important right now.

    I may not be writing what I said I'd write.

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  • 448 weeks
    A Hundred Followers And More

    Huh.
    Well would you look at that.
    And I didn't even try for the last one.
    Feels somehow unrewarding for getting a follower randomly, but hey. I'm not knockin' ya.
    unlessyouwantmeto

    So anyway, it's been a while. Comparatively, been a while. Like... since my last blog post, not since...
    youknowwhatImean

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  • 452 weeks
    Reasons

    Why this?
    Why that?
    Why then?
    Why them?
    Why? Just... why?

    Let me answer your questions.


    Why this?
    A 'Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog' sequel. Why this?

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  • 455 weeks
    Pumped Up

    I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

    "Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

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Mar
16th
2014

So I Tried Something... · 7:20pm Mar 16th, 2014


Okay who the heck is Dan Brow-

Dan Brown (born June 22, 1964) is an American author of thriller fiction who is best known for the 2003 bestselling novel, The Da Vinci Code.

((Insert Incomprehensible Babbling Here.)) - Projected "Disembodied" Voice

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Comments ( 4 )

I got that one, Tolkein, and that Chuck guy who wrote Fight Club

Whoa, where is this at? :D

So I inputted all of my stories... Apparently I managed to rip off quite a few people.

Chuck Palahniuk - We Regret To Inform You
Chuck Palahniuk - One Pounded Pumpkin
David Foster Wallace - The Pumpkin's Pounding (Full)
William Gibson - Pounds and Pumpkins
Chuck Palahniuk - Pounds For Pumpkins (Full)
James Joyce - Unikitty In Equestria
J K Rwoling - Luna Beats Meat
Rudyard Kipling - *Insert Apple Pun*
Anne Rice - What A Shadow Fears
J D Salinger - Fiddling Some Apples
Dan Brown - Dinky Little Pipsqueak
Neil Gaiman - Pressing Rapids
Cory Doctorow - Digital_Hex
Stephanie Meyer - Just Blink- WHAT?!? D;

Heh, I love how in Unikitty In Equestria, I managed to apparently write like one of the most revered writers of old. Awesome.

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