Haven’t posted in a while, but today is November 10, also known as the day “The Crystal Empire” first aired. As such, I headcanon this as Sombra’s “birthday.” Although I don’t believe in astrology, it’s kinda funny that he’s a Scorpio just like me!

Happy birthday to my favorite Umbrum king! 🖤🖤 Love you, Sombra!

King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 10: Sick Sombra is a low-budget animated film and the tenth installment in the King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie series of films. 

Plot: King Sombra comes down with a severe flu-like illness. Radiant Hope tries to get him to go to the doctor, but he refuses even though he becomes more and more ill and eventually reaches the point of delirium.

Why This Film Will Make You Sick:

1. Terrible, crappy animation.

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King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 7: School of Sombra is a low-budget animated film. It is one of many sequels to the infamous King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie.

Plot: One day, Sombra gets a letter in the mail, claiming he never actually got a proper education and as a result, needs to go back to elementary school. 

Why This Movie Gets An F-

1. It’s supposedly the 7th film in the franchise, but it was discovered before the sixth installment, “War of the Sombras” which makes no sense.

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King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 4: King-Sized Cancer

Plot: King Sombra finds out he has a massive tumor growing in his stomach and that he needs to get it treated right away. But when it turns out the cancer can’t be cured, the normally arrogant equine dictator must come to terms with his own mortality and rethink the way he’s been living his life. 

Why This Film Will Cause Cancer:

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Plot: King Sombra decides to start his own luxury hotel, but he soon finds that running a hotel is much harder than he expected, and things only get worse when a rival hotel called Hotel Hope opens up nearby. 

Why You Don’t Want To Stay At Hotel Sombra:

1. Subpar animation as usual.
2. Cringey voice acting, especially from Sombra.
3. It goes on for way too long — its runtime is almost three hours.
4. The title is stupid and a clear ripoff of Hotel Mario.

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King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 6: War of the Sombras is an animated “film.”

Plot: King Sombra is visited by a version of himself from another dimension, Good King Sombra, who is just like him, but perfect in every way. When it becomes clear that Good King Sombra is far more popular with everyone, regular Sombra decides to go to war with him to prove he’s the best Sombra.

Why This Movie Will Cause A War

1. Terrible animation with numerous errors.
2. Awful dialogue and writing.

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King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 9: Sombra’s Inferno is a low-budget animated/puppet film and the ninth installment in the King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie series. It is loosely based upon Dante’s Divine Comedy. 

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King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 11: Sombra Size Me! is a low-budget animated film and the 11th installment (yes, the 11th film) in the franchise. 

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King Sombra is the main “protagonist” of the fictional film franchise, King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie. He is an anthropomorphic gray unicorn who originally appeared in the cartoon show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

Appearance:

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King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 3: Sombrapocalypse is an animated “film” and the third installment in the King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie series. The cast, crew, and creator of the film are all unknown.

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