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Bride of Sombra


I’m an extremely weird pegasister who loves King Sombra. That’s about it.

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  • 24 weeks
    Happy Birthday, Sombra!

    Haven’t posted in a while, but today is November 10, also known as the day “The Crystal Empire” first aired. As such, I headcanon this as Sombra’s “birthday.” Although I don’t believe in astrology, it’s kinda funny that he’s a Scorpio just like me!

    Happy birthday to my favorite Umbrum king! 🖤🖤 Love you, Sombra!

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  • 80 weeks
    King Sombra's Fantastic Movie 10: Sick Sombra

    King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 10: Sick Sombra is a low-budget animated film and the tenth installment in the King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie series of films. 

    Plot: King Sombra comes down with a severe flu-like illness. Radiant Hope tries to get him to go to the doctor, but he refuses even though he becomes more and more ill and eventually reaches the point of delirium.

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  • 80 weeks
    King Sombra's Fantastic Movie 7: School Of Sombra (Warning: DISTURBING CONTENT)

    King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 7: School of Sombra is a low-budget animated film. It is one of many sequels to the infamous King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie.

    Plot: One day, Sombra gets a letter in the mail, claiming he never actually got a proper education and as a result, needs to go back to elementary school. 

    Why This Movie Gets An F-

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  • 80 weeks
    King Sombra's Fantastic Movie 4: King-Sized Cancer (Warning: GROSS)

    King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 4: King-Sized Cancer

    Plot: King Sombra finds out he has a massive tumor growing in his stomach and that he needs to get it treated right away. But when it turns out the cancer can’t be cured, the normally arrogant equine dictator must come to terms with his own mortality and rethink the way he’s been living his life. 

    Why This Film Will Cause Cancer:

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  • 80 weeks
    King Sombra's Fantastic Movie 5: Hotel Sombra

    Plot: King Sombra decides to start his own luxury hotel, but he soon finds that running a hotel is much harder than he expected, and things only get worse when a rival hotel called Hotel Hope opens up nearby. 

    Why You Don’t Want To Stay At Hotel Sombra:

    1. Subpar animation as usual.
    2. Cringey voice acting, especially from Sombra.

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Oct
11th
2022

King Sombra's Fantastic Movie 6: War Of The Sombras · 7:42pm Oct 11th, 2022

King Sombra’s Fantastic Movie 6: War of the Sombras is an animated “film.”

Plot: King Sombra is visited by a version of himself from another dimension, Good King Sombra, who is just like him, but perfect in every way. When it becomes clear that Good King Sombra is far more popular with everyone, regular Sombra decides to go to war with him to prove he’s the best Sombra.

Why This Movie Will Cause A War

  1. Terrible animation with numerous errors.
  2. Awful dialogue and writing.
  3. It’s supposedly the 6th film in the series, but it was found after the 7th film which is strange and bizarre.
  4. Hideous voice acting.
  5. It makes use of the “character feels like a third wheel and becomes jealous of a newcomer” cliche.
  6. Good King Sombra is perfect in every way, to the point where it gets quite obnoxious. He is also a very bland and paper-thin character. 
  7. The other Sombras who appear in the climax, including Queen Sombra, Muppet Sombra, Mecha Sombra, Cat Sombra, Geek Sombra, Normal Sombra, and EG Sombra, are all annoying in their own ways.
  8. It’s four hours long, which is absolutely ridiculous. 
  9. Good Sombra shows up at the Crystal Castle for literally no reason at all.
  10. Gay Sombra acts as nothing more than an offensive one-dimensional stereotype of gay people. 
  11. The film’s poster makes it seem like the other Sombras (besides regular Sombra and Good Sombra) have a much larger role than they actually do. 
  12. The other Sombras don’t add anything at all to the main plot and are just there so the movie can last four whole hours. 
  13. As usual, the humor is horrendous, and all of the jokes are either offensive or just plain stupid. 
  14. The ending is anticlimactic, as all that happens is Sombra blows all of his counterparts up and declares himself to be the best. 
  15. The design of Equestria Girls Sombra (a “human” version of Sombra) is just plain creepy!
  16. Some animation is even recycled from previous KSFM films, showing that the creators are lazy. 
  17. There’s tons of filler, such as the scene where Radiant Hope eats pancakes with Good Sombra. 
  18. Sombra straight up murders all of his counterparts, which is very cruel even for him. 
  19. Good Sombra doesn’t really seem to be all that good considering he appears to purposely mock and provoke regular Sombra just because he knows it’s making him mad. 
  20. Radiant Hope is rather unlikable in this movie as she abandons Sombra for Good Sombra even though she should clearly be able to tell that his feelings are hurt.

Redeeming Qualities:

  1. The plot is kind of creative.
  2. Some of the visual effects are better than those seen in previous KSFM films.
  3. Sombra’s feelings can actually be considered somewhat justifiable given that he gets dumped by Radiant Hope. 
  4. The climax, in which the titular war occurs, is very exciting to watch. 
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