Discord works as Celestia's advisor. Voluntarily bound to the bane of serious politics, the draconequus tries to utilize his talents and skills as diplomatically as possible to improve the dull world of Equestria.

With years of preparation in a little cottage near the Everyfree Forest, there is only one thing left to ask: how hard can it be?

//Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic nor Jeremy Clarkson, furthermore I do not intend to offend anyone with this... thing.

After Luna has been back in leadership for a few months now, she found herself a new hobby to dawdle away the lonely nights: thinking.
On her balcony she writes down her nightly trains of thoughts. Everything seems to settle down again for the lunatic goddess as Celestia detected her new behaviour.
She is afraid that her sister won't get involved in the modern society the way she acts and meets her protégé to develop a plan that gets Luna back on the road again: The lunatic Princess shall make contact with the trickster Trixie Lulamoon to share her problems with an equal personality...

Just at a night of Twilight's rare non-working days, the Celesti-O's vanished from Ponyville. At first, a screaming dragon seems to be everything that is caused by this problem. But as her friend Pinkie Pie calls on the unicorn for help to get the most-loved cereals of Equestria back, things begin to turn out to be much more complicated then Twilight had first thought.

Warning: Some romance between the Cakes is going on in the bonus-chapter, but there is no need to read it since it's not part of the storyline itself.

Proofreading done by Eagle Heart. Yay!