Discord works as Celestia's advisor. Voluntarily bound to the bane of serious politics, the draconequus tries to utilize his talents and skills as diplomatically as possible to improve the dull world of Equestria.
With years of preparation in a little cottage near the Everyfree Forest, there is only one thing left to ask: how hard can it be?
//Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic nor Jeremy Clarkson, furthermore I do not intend to offend anyone with this... thing.
I was half expecting Discord to turn into Jeremy Clarkson and drive around in a jaguar but this is good too
I liked it
Discord is the next Cave Jonson.
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Yes.... YESSSSS! I love this! You know what they say, when you stare into the void, the void shouts "POOOWWWWEEERRRR!!!!" and then runs you over!.
This is amazing.
If Discord is Clarkson, does that make Celestia and Luna, James May and Richard Hammond? Because that sounds beautiful.
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I considered it, but think about it. Sure, the relation between Discord and Celestia isn't far from Clarkson to May. And yes, both May and Celestia make a habit of deciding not to turn up on parties in the last second. However, James May would get lost and not turn up before everything is over. What is exactly what Celestia does in the show, but for a story it just wouldn't make too much sense.
And Luna... while she is the smallest of the three, would you want her to be called Hamster by Discord all day long? And what would that make Nightmare Moon?
In a setting where they are young this perhaps could work, before Discord and Luna took a millennium off.
Translating Clarkson separately just made too much sense, as he said about himself, quote: