This is just an excuse for me to make as many testicle-based puns as possible. I'm not sorry.

This is a crossover between Mass Effect and MLP:FIM. Some liberties have been taken in interpreting the end of the third game.

Exactly what the title says (and she was delicious).

This story is a result of me wanting to write the funniest character death I could without going over-the-top. I hope I succeeded!

Twilight Sparkle learns where ponies originated from. Also, Spike is there.

Rated M for profanity and silliness.