Follow-up to MlpHero's blog post, maybe I'll make more of these, who knows. Enjoy the sweet revenge!

"Hey! Princess!"

"General Tempest? What-"

"What's this I heard from Hero about you insulting his songs?"

"Well, I wasn't wrong, his songs are anti-Equestrian and don't even get me started on the lyri-"

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This is my theory on the location and backstory of Equestria Girls, Thorax, Pharynx, and Ocellus (and Apex). It's a bit of a long story, so buckle up.

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Changelings are cats

That is all

This was co-written with MlpHero, hope you like it

The Fangs, Blue, Dagger, Mantis, Stinger, and Zenex were starting their rehearsal. Zenex was sitting at the organ, beginning to play again. The group began their song

Zenex began with the opening instrumental. He closed his eyes and lost himself in the music. The songs of the organ filled his heart with joy. He heard the other Fangs joining in

[Blue Fang]

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Welp, I probably messed this up. Here's the original.

( ) Your OC has more than 2 colors in his/her coat.
( ) Your OC has Bat Wings/Ears.
( ) They have an ethereal/flowing mane
( ) They have sparkles in their design.
(x) Your OC has had his/hers eyes change colors.
( ) Your OC has Slit/Snake/Dragon/Bat Pony Eyes.
( ) Your OC uses a form of dark magic.

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I found this old poem in a book a while back (it's The Problim Children, it's really good!) and I got an idea. So here's the poem:

Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woes
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving
Saturday's child works hard for a living
But the child who's born on the Sabbath day, (Sunday-it's a religious poem but let's ignore that)
Is good and wise in every way

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My turn to do this I guess

1. What is your first name?
...Edlyn... go ahead, laugh...

2. How old are you?
15

3. What country are you from?
Born in USA with Mexican heritage

4. What do you look like?
Uh...your average freckled hispanic nerd with glasses but not skinny.

5. What do you wish you looked like?
Like someone who's actually beautiful

6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?

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Hello! So I've been wanting to do this for a while and since today (10/10) is MLP's birthday (happy birthday MLP!) I figured it was time. So welcome to Melody's Theories! Today, to commemorate that today is also Mental Health Day, I will be talking about a theory involving Mr Mental Health Break himself, Gallus.

More specifically, what kind of bird Gallus is.

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So, one of my friends, Bezier Ballad, brought to my attention that the chapter of Patrilineality, Meet Our Father, could have been done differently. She had a good point, saying Metamorphosis probably should have seen Ember and Tempest as possible threats. So I tried rewriting it on docs, and Bezier was right that it worked much better. So I've replaced the original chapter with the rewrite. Let me know what you think, and if someone wants the original chapter back, I can consider posting the

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Hello everyone! So, now that I've finished Frozen Family, the sequel to Frozen Friendship, I am going to be posting a new story. It is... technically another Disney parody story, but also not. You'll find out what that means when it comes out. I will give you a preview: the main characters are going to be four bad eggs, who have a chance to be good, and one prince of a fellow to help them along. And it's going to be a storm of a story. So stay tuned!