I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?