I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.
"All I have to offer is blood, sweat, and tears."
I'm a guy, and I was born the year the Pokémon company came into being, so yeah. Trixie is best pony, Luna is best Princess, Rainbow is best Mane 6 member, and Starlight is best reformed villain.
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.