Why are you here? There is, like, literally nothing here. Go away. No longer applicable

I'm a Canadian writer. They/them pronouns. Asexual as all hell. I also have a Patreon now, if you're interested.

A guy who writes about fat horse, among other things. If that's not your thing, no one's stopping you from looking someplace else.

Not much to say about myself -- I'm an Irish guy whose interests include MLP, video games, and occasionally writing fanfics.

Hey there, just your average pony fan and purveyor of pony pudginess from the UK here! I occasionally do small stories of pones getting rather large, so stick around and ya might see some haha!