To celebrate 1,000 followers, I decided to write a silly story where Pinkie fucks 1,000 dicks.

To celebrate the anniversary of me taking my corporeal form, I decided to release it on my birthday.

Give it a look, and thanks for everything.

I've had a Discord server for a while now, but it was previously reserved for Patreon supporters only. But, I thought it would be cool to open it up to the general public to breathe some life into the place, and maybe compel me to interact with my readers more. So if you're interested in swinging by to shoot the breeze, ask me personal questions, show me art and stories you like, and hear me ramble for way too long about things I really like or really dislike, come on down.

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Y'all have a good one.

And fuck off, 2020.

Wrote a non-pony story recently, posted it to Archive Of Our Own, a site I have no knowledge of or experience with. It's a RWBY smutfic featuring futas and cuckqueanery. It's pretty fun, if you ask me, and I'm trying to broaden my horizons a bit, so... Check it out, will ya? If no one cares, I'll keep these departures from the usual fare to special occasions.

The Quean of Ice

So, on my safe account, I wrote a story a long time ago called Where Do Babies Come From?, in which Sweetie Belle struggles to uncover the answer to the very simple question in the title. Funny stuff, I assure you.

TWhere Do Babies Come From?

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Slice of Life

Sweetie Belle wants to learn where babies come from. The question is much harder to answer than it should be.

• Sex
• Twilight
• Rarity
• Sweetie Belle

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The Handmaiden is back, y'all. We're beginning the semi-official "Phase 2" of this story, which means we're going back our previous schedule of about one chapter per month.

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Probably should've done this earlier, but...

I've just published the first chapter of I Get Off, a porn-y romantic drama starring a broken-hearted, lovestruck Aria and a mysterious stripper with a powerful presence and a lot of orange hair. It's on my other account, because it just feels like it belongs there. This will probably be the last time I mention it here, so if you're interested, check it out for yourself.

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Just a quick post regarding The Handmaiden, a project I'm becoming increasingly proud of. Today is the anniversary of its first chapter, and also coincidentally the end of an "arc", so to speak. So, after today's double update, I'm gonna let this story rest for a bit while I do some other stuff. Don't worry, this story isn't going anywhere permanently. I just need some room to breathe and mess around with smaller projects. The Handmaiden will be back before you know it.

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Yo, if you like me or the things I like even in the slightest, go read this thing my best friend DrySpell wrote for my birthday. Let's ignore that he missed my birthday by a solid month and let's just bask in the top tier tsundere Aria smut/romance he wrote for me

Go. Read it.

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