I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

In life you're generally either dead or not dead

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

i arts, and apparently write.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Sleep is illogical

Shut up. Just write.