A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

I'm just here to write.