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Kablam Pony


MY MIND WON'T STOP MAKING THESE STORIES IN MY HEAD! I HAVE TO GET THEM OUT!!!!

Jul
31st
2017

FINALLY GOT MY DEGREE!!! · 2:20am Jul 31st, 2017

Finally!! After two long years, countless hours of studying, many mistakes, splitting hairs worrying about everything, two absolutely shit-faced drunk nights, an ocean's worth of stupidity, idiots, trash talkers, posers, sluts, whores, liars, drug dealers, stupid staff, and other unbelievably stupid shit I have finally gotten my degree in Automotive Technology!

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May
11th
2017

On Hiatus: The Games We Are Forced to Play · 5:55pm May 11th, 2017

*sigh* I promised myself that I wouldn't let this happen to my story, but I feel wrong having people wait in anticipation for the next chapter to come out for in indefinite amount of time.

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Jan
26th
2017

Another Birthday · 6:34pm Jan 26th, 2017

[Sorry the date's wrong, but this is how i feel about my birthday compared to what the rest of my life is doing around me; causing more shit for me...]

Another day, another number to add to myself.

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Dec
25th
2016

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year! · 10:30pm Dec 25th, 2016

*zombie crawl's back into his chair*

Uuuunnnggghhhhhh, it hurts...

[What hurts, Kablam?]

Everything; everything hurts right now.

[Why does it- ; wait, were you out drinking all break again? You know what happens when you do that.]

I wish it was just that. It would have made things a lot simpler.

[well then, what's wrong?]

I'm sick. *sniff*

[Sick?]

Yeah, as in, I've been sick for the past week, and for christmas, and I'm still waiting to get over it.

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Nov
23rd
2016

Thanksgiving Again 2016 · 11:49pm Nov 23rd, 2016

well, tis that time of year again where we all get to gather with our families, eat bountiful feasts of mashed potatoes, ham, turkey, vegetables, stuffing, have a few drinks of your preferred alcohol, and laugh about the stories you can share.

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Nov
14th
2016

New Cover Art! · 4:42pm Nov 14th, 2016

Aahhhh!! Finally, I can take this costume off!

*sniff sniff* Whew! This definitely needs a wash before it gets thrown into storage until I can pawn it off onto some other poor sap dumb enough to buy it! Haha!

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Oct
31st
2016

Happy Halloween And Happy NightMare Night! and Other Updates · 4:22pm Oct 31st, 2016

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...... Yep, I'm feeling lazy today. And yesterday.. And the day before that... *sigh*

Well, I could be doing some editing right now on my next chapter, but I kind of want to wait until I get all the reviews back before I start chopping away at the poor thing. I could do some episode reviews where I last left off (over half a season ago) and had planned on doing that this weekend, but 'Ehh'...

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Sep
30th
2016

October, NightMare Night, and NightMare Night costume · 11:03pm Sep 30th, 2016

Alright, listen here Ya' Fucks; it looks like I just got fucked over in a contest and now I have to pull through on my side of the bet for this shit I have to deal with!

Let me elaborate...

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Aug
17th
2016

Hello? Anyone Home? · 6:16am Aug 17th, 2016

*knock knock*

hello! is anyone in there?

*knock knock*

i dont think anyone is there... hang on, let me wipe the dust off...

*squeek, squeek sqweeeeeEEKKKKK*

Ah! now i can see clearly! and we finally have some light back in here as well! Ah, there's that paper i've been looking for!

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Jun
24th
2016

Episode 3-10 Review: Age of Character Expansion · 3:51am Jun 24th, 2016

What's up everyone, its Kablam once again with another slew of episode reviews! I’ve been meaning to get this out sooner, but I’ve been distracted with other things including writing. However, while I was looking around the MLP wiki page for some ideas, I noticed the announcement for episode 11 and read the single sentence summary of the upcoming episode. Hoh boy, that is going to be a hot topic for me to watch! That issue hits close to home and I have a, strong, opinion about that issue and I

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