I think my cat has a urinary tract infection. It's either that or his anal glands are acting up. Either way he's been very annoying for the past week. Following me around and meowing and wanting stuff. What for? Nothing. Oh he shows up and all but he doesn't do anything. Just wants me to do everything for him. I could tolerate it more if it weren't for the fact that I sat through the Zephyr Breeze and the pushovers episode. What a waste.

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So, I was in Wal-Mart a few days ago because I had to pick up a storage container due to one of mine breaking. The lesson that night was don't wear steel toe boots and try to kick something across the floor. So, while I was there I decided to poke around in the party supply area because it was two in the morning and it wasn't like I had anything better to do.

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Is it just me or do movies and properties that don't know if they're going to be any good try to lure you in with peripheral stuff? I mean seriously, how many times have we seen this over the years? From the writer of... is usually a tip off that you're in trouble. Or what about when they put the director or writers name at the beginning? Ladies and gentlemen get ready to scream for "John Carpenter's Roman Fanny Pack," or "Stephen King's Old People in Maine."

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I said I'd speak about alicorns and so I shall. If there was ever an argument to be made against the rule of alicorns I think that the ponies of Equestria could make a clear and decisive case for it. It's not that they've generally meant ill will toward their subjects, it's just that they don't really do anything worthy of their lofty status as rulers.

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The man who helped bring you The Passion of the Christ is back and this time he's starting season six of My Little Pony: Friendship is Obligatory. Watch as the main characters head to the Crystal Empire again. Watch as they discuss topics like friendship and the plot! Be amazed at how the princesses can who can move the sun, moon and defeat entire armies can't fight snow! Finally watch as the Hell spawn, a thing which should not exist yet does, a thing that sprang forth from

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Changelings. They can turn into all sorts of ponies. I often wonder though why it is we never see them transform into anything else. I mean I think it would be hilarious to see one look like the last box of cereal on the shelf and when some kid goes to grab it it transforms last second into Flim who then tips his hat and slowly walks away.

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Is it just me or is it strange that there exists an I love you balloon that has Tina Turner singing Simply the Best but to get the song to play you have to smack the balloon? I'm not saying that it's a first I'm just saying that in a store that sells the Mustache Wiggler Love Monkey and Brad's Kale Vampire Killer Chips it's a little unusual. Then again today was a little unusual.

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One month ago I put up the story A Date with a Friend. I can safely say that I've never written a story, hit the send button and thought, "Crap, I should have actually read through that thing." Well, that's what happened with that story. I didn't read through it. I didn't do my due diligence.

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Well, apparently Twilight Sparkle will be an aunt here fairly shortly. You know as one's extended family grows you kind of have to look back at your life and wonder about a few things. What sort of a relative will you be? Will the new niece or nephew have some of the interests that you had? While it's not as overt as those parental relations there are times when you can see traces of you in your extended family.

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You know, for as overly dramatic as Rarity is with her relationships, she's had it pretty easy in some respects. Oh sure, she's had her heart broken a few times. Dates or stallions haven't lived up to her expectations (Blueblood and Trenderhoof) and yet pretty much after a gallon of ice cream and a day or two of moping or crazy antics she gets over it. One hoof in front of the other she buries herself in her work and helping out her friends.

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