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laurentalmadge780


- My name is Lauren, and I like ponies. -

Hi everyone

"This is my pony. There are many like it but this one is mine. Without me, my pony is useless. Without my pony, I am useless."

Hello. As you noticed, I don't have an avatar. But that's just fine! I think my Blank Pony is very creative in his own way. For one, he has a lovely shade of silver for his pelt. He's also brave enough to go out into the world with no hair. And lastly, I have a strange fetish for his eyes. They are a beautiful hue of blue with long eyelashes to top it off. As you can see, my pony is very special in his own ways.

Anyway, I'm just your average 11-year-old female. Except I'm a lesbian. Deal with it, I already figured out my sexuality. I started being a pegasister a year ago because my friends kept suggesting it so I watched it one boring day on Netflix. And episode after episode, I was in love. Plushies came, rule 34, rule 63, fan fiction readings, fan fiction writing, website "joinings", fan art viewing, fan art creating (crappy, but real. It's on my deviantart, but I'm gonna spare your eyeballs by not linking it.) So basically, I'm a lesbo 11-year-old obsessed with ponies and bland OC's eyes.

Care to leave a watch? Thanks! I'll be sure to update frequently on chaptered stories and to never leave you guys hangin'. I'll also be making some oneshots and finding groups of my similar interest. If you have a request for crappy fan art or a fan fic, hit that e-mail link, the PM button, or just comment below. Thanks so much for viewing my little autobiography.

Nov
15th
2014

Grammar Mistakes - A stupid jingle I made up · 6:14pm Nov 15th, 2014

Hey,
you just finished your fic!
Now you wanna submit
You're so anxious.
So you wait
For tomorrow to come
You start a new story
because you're a bum
When you get that PM next morn
You jump out of your seat
And toot your horn
But then you see.
Your notify box
You're so excited
You think it'll rock
But turns out it's
Just a big old fake
Because people keep commenting
On your grammar mistakes
You should have proofread
You should have waited
Until an editor

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