See y'all · 3:15pm Feb 2nd, 2015
Till Early March.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
Till Early March.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
All right, let's make this quick: First, I'm sorry for not posting any new stories for a while. I bought a Wii U and there was Mario Kart 8, Smash Bros 4, Bayonetta 2, and then that new Shantae and the Pirate's Curse came out and I was all:
Dear crying baby at the back of the Greyhound Bus:
Okay first things first, I'm going to need you to not jump to any conclusions about me being a bigot in regards to gender preferences or sexuality. Second things second, if you're prone to suicidal thoughts or have suicidal tendencies, you may not like me at the end of this blog post. I do not give a fuck. The unfollow button is there for your convenience, I encourage you to use it.
Am I the only dude who's just stared at the opening of a water or soda bottle and thought to himself: I wonder if I'll fit?
Loathe,
Antagonist
I thought this was interesting skype chat transcript and I'm sick of looking at my last blog post already so:
Your Antagonist: Name removed for reasons, I... I am curious about something.
Your Antagonist: Can I ask you a super personal question?
Your Antagonist: In this public forum.
Your Antagonist: Like I have done before
Name removed for reasons: Sure
If you didn't hear about it, the Human Torch is not the Human Torch anymore, he's the: Burnt Charcoal (They... they cast a black dude as Johnny Storm). Look, I'm all for equal opportunity, but not at the cost of franchise integrity. You can't do that. That's like trying to make a 'The Boondocks' movie using Carl from the Walking Dead as Huey and Tommy Lee Jones as Grand Dad,
So evidently my brain decided--without my consent mind you-- that doing dramatic readings should be my new thing since I hardly put out horse words anyways. I was planning on doing 2 per weekend but only if y'all, my dear readers, like it. I picked a slightly under par clop-comedy as a first video to gauge y'all's reception to this here development.
I'm normally a console gamer myself, but my editor got me hooked on playing L4D2 on PC. The thing is, I hate playing with computers... err... computer controlled teammates. That said, anyone want to jump online and stomp the shit out of some infected assholes? I also play Skullgirls on PC if anyone feels like testing their mettle on a fighting game.
Add me on steam if you're feeling vicious: either yourantagonist or Your Antagonist-The Centipede
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
Oh, wait, we don't celebrate those anymore?
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Fuck y'all, I got bubbles
Y'all ain't about that soapy water life
Loathe,
Your Antagonist